Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
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Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML
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Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
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breenarae25 0
ydi for making- out on a first date
urallosers 0
that's what you get for being beta, you should never wait until the end of the date to kiss someone beacuse thats when it's expected. if you haven't kissed a girl by the end, you shouldn't try at the end. live and learn.
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urallosers 0
that's what you get for being beta, you should never wait until the end of the date to kiss someone beacuse thats when it's expected. if you haven't kissed a girl by the end, you shouldn't try at the end. live and learn.
dabears4life 0
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
roobin302 0
its true..i learned that from experience..
acassella 3
But if it's a first date you might not want to make a move too fast
DoubleJG 0
Reminds me of one of my own stories.. This is truly a "FML" type moment.
24788 7
That's not fun. Shouldn't just lean in to make out though.
bassfisher100 23
that's exactly what I was thinking
Laxguitar37 0
Dude rookie mistake man. GET THAT PUSSY SON!!!!!!
amatayo 0
Got to respect a female that dose not just lay down any one Oh and not an fml cuz this did not do any thing except show you your not what you think you are
LLLP 0
Is English your first language?
saraa615 0
Be thankful she doesn't kiss everyone she's had a date with.
notdeadbutnearly 0
Ah shit, that's just crap. Dump the ***** and move on.
zashed 9
So she didn't kiss him and that makes her a *****. Logic.
blademaster23 0
Sounds like she was tryna give you a handjob bro.
Baron_Random 0
You just sound really forward.
handhugsftw 0
YDI for having an attractive neighbor.