S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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CallMeHush 1
They were probably OK with it until you back over it again to see what the noise was.
msfantastic 0
If the dog ran out in the street, it's not the OP's fault (unless he was being overall negligent). If he was driving the speed limit and following all posted signs, he can't be held accountable and its the dumbass owner's fault for letting their dog get out...
anorexicbarbie 8
why did you hit the dog?
perdix 31
One mile? That's New York. Here in Texas, your neighbor (spelled the American way, dammit) would chase you as many miles as it took, and you wouldn't be writing no dang FML at the end.
reidcamphor 0
stfu, he could be from a country that uses british english, ignorant hick. I doubt anyone gives a **** about how far a hillbilly can run. How far can a hillbilly think? Not very far thats for sure, hell I know the people in New York can do better!
Reaper181991 0
wanna bet? whats ur IQ? mines 150 and i definately qualify as a hillbilly/redneck
bds0688 0
No, it is not. People with high IQ do not post it online.
uhhheyy 0
do you live in the deep redneck south ...?
Reaper181991 0
i live out in the boonies in arkansas an have no less then 4 shotguns
SubjectX 0
well shit, you hit their dog. I mean yeah, accidents happen, but if you were driving after th hit, you deserve it.
Mrs_Holland 0
#34 yea I assumed he didn't drive up on his neighbors lawn and squash his dog!
sarkasmos 0
or maybe he did....ahahaha
Daraybat 0
yh well
Darthbane2007 19
So the Dog is chasing you with a Shotgun?
AGGoddess 2
I say FYL. For all of you who are saying this is a YDI, for all you know, it is entirely possible that the dog ran onto the road and the OP didn't see it in time to come to a full stop.
boatkicker 5
I don't care WHAT I hit. If someone comes after me with a shotgun, I'm driving away.
hedgehogs 0
I hope this is true. The dog should never have been loose in the first place. In some places, there is a leash law, and this is one good reason why.