S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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justanotheracc 0
If you only started driving away because they started chasing you, then FYL. If you started driving away because you hit the dog and didn't want anyone to see your face, then YDI.
darkmis1 18
YDI for hitting their dog!
St0rm11 0
And, since it was the nieghbors dog. You were driving down a residential street. Theres no reason to not be able to avoid hitting it, unless you're blind, speeding, or just stupid. And like #65 said, If it were my dog, you wouldnt be cabable of writing an FML right now. If it were my kid (which children run out in the street in a residential area) I'd be doing 20 behind bars. You should have your license revoked.
Saccharide 0
Wow, way to fallaciously rule out an accident and go directly to radicalism. >>
boatkicker 5
Because of course no houses get built on roads with speed limits above 5.
bds0688 0
STFU. You know nothing of driving, ******.
Queen_Naiomi 2
You deserve to go to jail for animal abuse you pathetic sack of shit.
BeerLotus 0
It was an accident you retard. Learn to life better.
noype 0
Stupid 16 year old kids who likely have never had a dog run out in front of their car (if they have even driven a car at all) should keep their mouths shut.
KkBeAr 0
wow that sucks! lmao but hilarious!!!
sherrybaby10 0
I cant believe how many ruthless coldhearted people there are in this world. damn we need truck loads of zoloft it would seem. it was a dog people a dog not a human. that neighbor was nutso.
yourlifesfucked 0
ok for all you morkns sayinh ydi cuz he ran, he OBVIOUSLY stopped to see if the dog was ok. if he hadnt there is no way that the owner could have gotten a gun and started to chase him. even if he had it in his HAND, unless the OP was going < 10mph no way in hell they coulda chased him for any sort of distance. now back to your turnips, peasants!
sparkey0127 0
if you hit my dog an kept going I woulnt chase you I woulda blown your low life head off on the spot. ********
sadistmonkey 19
AWWWW POOR DOG YDI NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE DOGS ARE PEOPLE TOO seriously...thinking is a useful life skill
Saccharide 0
Something that you apparently lack.
sadistmonkey 19
hahahahahahahaha that's so clever lol you have me rolling on the floor
sadistmonkey 19
Just so you know, I was being sarcastic. Based on your other posts, I'm assuming that you and I actually agree on our positions and that you didn't notice my sarcasm. I posted that because I was appalled at the number of people who clicked YDI and my guess is that most of them read the word "dog" and immediately clicked YDI. The OP could've had his balls chopped off or had a nuclear missile hit his house but if he hit a dog with his car, no matter what the circumstances, he automatically deserves anything that happens to him. This is what I mean when I say that thinking is a useful skill.
Saccharide 0
Emotion is very hard to pick up through words - meaning sarcasm is even harder to pick up. Sorry.
Saccharide 0
All the animal activists here should calm down and put down their guns. Goddamn. I don't care if the guy's a college partying drunk - it was still an accident. Both parties are to blame - the owner should have been paying attention to his dog and the driver should have been paying attention to the road.