S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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killabee 0
It sounds ridiculous, but idk, if somebody ran over my dog and I just happened to have a shotgun at the ready from my recent hunting trip I might be tempted to brandish that sucker. :)
idkweird 0
Idk about you guys, but when I was taught to drive, I was told to be ready for anything. Though I have had more than a few children, dogs and assorted animals run in front of my car, I have only ever hit one. It was a raccoon that the car in front of me hit and though I slowed down, it literally ran right under my tires. I felt awful :/ Other than that, Im always on the lookout for animals and kids. You know, kids are also known to run out into the street, and had this been someone's kid, everybody would have been saying, "YDI for not paying attention!" Actually, in my online traffic school I took recently, it mentioned keeping your eyes open and watching for such events. Especially in a residential area... (Im assuming that if it was his neighbor's dog, it was a residential area, but that could be a bad assumption.)
bds0688 0
SHIT STILL HAPPENS YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS ****
Hulk12 0
that sucks
HeroOfWar 0
if you were being chased by a guy with a shotgun and you were in a vehicle, why didn't you just drive away?
roryrobotic 5
FAKE! And YDI for spelling neighbor wrong.
XxHannahxX 0
At first I thought he was talking about the dog chasing him with the shotgun. You should be more clear next time. :)
Yoyolol_fml 3
That sucks :/
powersticks 16
If you ran after you hit the dog then you deserve it. But if you stopped and then the shotgun came out then fyl.
ensemble_coeur 0
well, if they were chasing you with a shotgun, and you were already near your car, why not just get in your car and drive away? This FML sounds like you ran away on foot.
SJR42601 0
I'm pretty sure in the time it takes to get to the driver's door, open it, climb in, put the car in gear, and drive away, the shotgun wielding maniac could have shot him.
slotch1337 0
wow nice