S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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MadeOfAwesome 1
This FML leads me to assume that you accidentally hit the dog, but cowardly sped away instead of owning up to it, so therefore, YDI
Saccharide 0
Think about it. If he was in a car and sped away, how would a man - on foot - be able to pursue him with a shotgun for a mile? I'm guessing the neighbor didn't hop in his car and drove towards him, holding his shotgun out of the window.
yourlifesfucked 0
even if he hit and killed ( which we dknt know ) a person ( which a dog is not) you wanto kill sum1 for an accident? i think PETA is rdy to terrorize some more school children pls go join em all u nutjobs
stealth1984 0
Lol, You gotta love rednecks
stormin972 0
YDI for hitting his dog and running. I'd probably chase you too.
Saccharide 0
Before anyone else posts, please take this into consideration. 1) The OP did not run over the dog on purpose. Why would anybody run over a dog on purpose and then be surprised by serious retribution? 2) The neighbor did not have his dog on a leash. If he had bothered to put a leash on his dog, the dog wouldn't have been out in the street in the first place. 3) It's obvious the OP got out of his car after hitting the dog. If he was in a car and decided to speed away, how would his neighbor be able to chase him, on foot, with a shotgun, for a mile? I'm guessing the neighbor didn't hop in his car and drive after him, holding his shotgun out of the window. 4) The OP should have been careful, but you can't rule out the possibility that he couldn't see the dog until it was too late (quickly backing out of a drive way) or that the dog walked in front of his car. 5) Having your dog run over is no excuse to chase someone down the street with a shotgun, let alone to injure or kill them.
stormin972 0
Would people react any differently if he had hit the neighbors child instead of the dog? My guess is that you were driving too fast since you couldn't have avoided it or you weren't paying attention. that's your fault and no leash law triumphs over driving laws. Now your neighbor is left without a dog and you are alive and well enough to brag about it.
Saccharide 0
Yes. Because kids don't just wander into streets unless the parents are completely careless with their children. At legal speeds it is still possible to run over an animal. The dog could have run in front of his car. And the OP doesn't state if the dog was injured or killed. speed limits < assault laws And your last sentence is just melodramatic.
BeerLotus 0
Do you happen to know that if a person jumps in front of your car, you are not at fault. Do you also happen to know that most animals are dumb and tend to do stupid things if not properly trained. I have two dogs and even though I get plenty of car traffic they have never been run over because they are not retarded. It sucks when a pet dies, I know this, but that doesn't give you guys the right to insult and tell the OP that he should die because some dumb animal got itself killed. You guys wouldn't be getting angry at someone if a deer jumped in front of their car and they couldn't do anything to avoid it. OP, don't let all these retards get you down because they don't understand how the world works.
Saccharide 0
Amen #114.
xlostwithoutu 0
@114 A dog is not retarded becuase they wander into the street.
Reaper181991 0
no but the owner is. and before you start talking shit, and i know you will, i have had a dog run over and i still state i am not gonna hurt myself because a stupid ******* dog ran oit in front of me
bds0688 0
Kill yourself.
xlostwithoutu 0
Today, I came home to play with my favorite dog, only to find that he had been run over by my rude neighbor. FML
firecopy 6
Today, I left my back door open and let my dog run out onto the street. My innocent neighbor accidently ran over him. I chased him like a ******* madman with a shotgun and got slapped with assault charges that I clearly deserved. Please sympathize with my dumb ass. FML
imchanel 0
that sucks cuz he's chasing you around with a shotgun but then again it doesn't cuz you hit the poor guys dog.
Gunguy 11
Screw you #64. Take you comment and shove it.
Saccharide 0
Why are there so many idiots in this thread?
leoseraph 0
It's the internet. Unfortunately, it's full of idiots.
TofinoBitch 0
I hope you die a death 1000 times more painful than whatever you inflicted on that poor dog!
catriona_cd 0
it's t he dog owner fault for letting his dog run around the street. call the cops and have him arrested. i'm sure someone else would have seen him running for a mile carrying a shotgun:|