S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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xx3ginaxx3 0
Did the dog die? For all we know it could have been only a minor injury, nothing a trip to the vet won't fix
mangostine 0
they should have shot you.
daneeyoll 0
you hit Clint Eastwood's dog!
pendulum2012 0
organisedchaos, I really hope you aren't saying that its ok to chase and threaten someone with a shotgun because they accidentally hit your dog. Threatening someone's life is a LOT more serious than running over a dog.
garuru 4
this has to be the best fml ever
Z_Money 0
you gotta watch out for that kinda thing, residentiannareas are full if pets and kids and shit. I know for a fact that if OP ran over my dog, his car would have bullet holes, if not the OP. (not at my hands, but those of my dad) pets are family.
hoppinau 0
How could they have time to retreive a shotgun and how were they able to keep up with u on foot for a mile if you were in a car? fag
birdsfly01 0
I ****** HATE YOU SNICKERDOODLES!!!!!!! >:O
EveryDayJackAss 0
Well going by the fact that the OP has typed this FML, meaning that he is still alive from the time he submitted the FML, anything after that......well if this gets on the news......... that reminds me to get some popcorn! ^_^
Ascaryrobot 0
Nah man, he typed this into his Ipod as he ran like hell. He's dead now =(
bds0688 0
Do you even know what cruelty means? Or is this some lame ass attempt at humor?