Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my girlfriend was driving on a busy highway when she slammed on the brakes, causing a multi-car accident. She then ran across several lanes, almost getting smashed by a truck, because she thought she saw a dog in the road. It was already dead. Insurance is gonna be a nightmare. FML
Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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amrik 11
it's only a mile and you could have saved the dogs life
jptipton2001 0
why would you get out of the car??
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Comments (118)
CarmeloAnthony 0
lol
vlovesp 0
why didn't she turn around and pick you up in the car?
pertained 12
someone should've gone to specsavers..
dangitsalex 2
What a bitch.
GregDaBossMaster 0
E D Ut ur so dumb wat a dumb fml...
puppyloverpeace 1
that wud make a good comercial for that glasses company tht has comercials like this.
rohosoccer08 1
that sucks, I just chase my dog all over in the car for an hour and a half then after I give up, she gives up and comes home, but I usually can tell my dogs apart from others
Qwix 0
Say it fast. sofa king
cincin75 0
what a genius.
VegasSkiess 0
am I rlly the only one stuck on the fact that op jumped out of a moving car in traffic for a dog?!
Arsonnist 3
Ha, well 46, at least he wasn't driving, right?...right?
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol wow Fyl Op, that sucks alot.
pingpongpickle 8
wow F your life, after all that running you could've at least saved the dog even if it wasn't yours
StoryOfTheYear 15
It would be the female to start this complete fiasco :O
rebbee 0
Sweetheart, why do you have no clothes on? I mean you have a great body but sheeeesh, it's a bit much isnt it?
alexxss_fml 10
couldn't agree with u more 72. so sad to see young girls expose themselves on the net. shame
Giorgio272 2
guess it's the guys fault this time. these lyrics will help clarify. bitch! cause they"s says you a boss notch. there ain't no refunds this ain't no cash main.
7mood75 7
Try using a gun, that'll stop him.
MeAlec 1
I disagree
LightningLadyy 0
I doubt she's 21 if she said "oval" instead of "of all"....
pvthill 0
well at least ur not the mail man or else he would be chasing u
pvthill 0
8 WTF is wrong with ur face....fukkin Anti flood ... take anti flood off .... *** anti flood
VegasSkiess 0
haha gd point:)
boogyface11 0
y did u get out of ur car to chase ur dog car is faster ydi
FredsterTwister 0
That's very nice of you, at least. I respect that you care.
PeaceOutx24 0
bahahahahhahhahahaahahahah dumb bitch
uunnkknnoowwnn 0
I bet she did it on purpose haha.
cupcake147 0
the dog was probably the same breed as their dog, and they saw it at a distance and from a moving car, so it probably looked a lot like her dog. also, OP chased it for a long time, so he obviously thought it was the same dog as well.
pingpongpickle 8
ya I'm with 52, how did the girl "do it on purpose?" she just screamed cuz she thought she saw their dog about to be run over? op is the one who jumped out of the car in traffic, she never told him to. he was probably trying to impress her
luckycharm421 3
run for a mile... X.x
luckycharm421 3
that's quite painful
denieru 0
Comment moderated.
jptipton2001 0
why would you get out of the car??
PimpdaddyCJT 13
omg my dog couldn't do that well my moms dog it's a little lap dog -.-
Kylias 6
For to chase down a dog?
Umbreon_fml 0
40: same, my mom has an annoying little yorkie with the most obnoxious, allergy causing fur. D:
stewpididiot 11
You. Are. Sofaking. Dumb.
rallets 23
sofaking?
tkdkid33 0
dump her ass out of your life!!!!!!!
deafeningsilence 8
22- yes. say it out loud... slowly..
iheartpie 0
Whoa dude, seriously run for a mile? That seems like a bit much to me.
savannahbreigh10 0
hahaha so true
Jiplo 18
I think the numbering is a little screwy... 5, 43, 71, 29...
puppyloverpeace 1
that sux. ioderated this
hales1919 3
it's the thought that counts. you were nice enough to catch it for her
cheergirly16 0
dogs are just stupid.:) but I love them:)
raineydayes 0
Dogs can be smart as hell though. Lots of times dogs chase something because of instinct and they just can't control themselves, that doesn't make them stupid... Man it bothers me when people say an animal is dumb just because they are doing something we don't understand. Sorry that you chased the dog OP, but at least you were man enough to chase after him through traffic! Ha, I bet the OP wears Old Spice! :)
cheergirly16 0
no I'm sorry I didn't really mean that...just silly sometimes. I know they are really smart. sometimes I wonder why my dog continues to eat cat poop in the backyard when it makes him sick....like nothing clicks and says oh, maybe I shouldn't be eating this? lol
puppyloverpeace 1
i meant i moderated this.
Armygurl69 0
At least we know you care about your dog. But, I think she did it on purpose.
abstar 0
I agree - he's running after the dog while she has a quickie with the neighbour maybe??