TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
bcoper
Luzern, Switzerland
Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
Deadmeat
Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.
Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
Arthur
United States
Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML
NaomiMadison
United States
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
ruined_suit
United States
Defense!
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Welcome back
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
haley
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Insane people are everywhere
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Top comments
ajh1800 25
He's about to find out how much damage you can do to his bank account by holding him responsible for having the damage repaired. What parent leaves a 5 year old child unsupervised, let alone with a baseball bat??
mas12806 24
Who voted YDI?!
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Comments (13)
ajh1800 25
He's about to find out how much damage you can do to his bank account by holding him responsible for having the damage repaired. What parent leaves a 5 year old child unsupervised, let alone with a baseball bat??
4EverMarie 24
I hope your neighbor intends to pay for the damage...FYL
mas12806 24
Who voted YDI?!
Sheepiebeepie 26
If I had to guess, it’s cause he bought a brand new BMW.
baristalbc 18
I was thinking the same thing. It’s a shame that some people think it is a shame to be successful.
kfchicken 31
probably people accidentally clicking it and not being able to undo it due to FMLs refusal to fix that issue.
StagGT 13
This is how you know people that blame others for their poverty are on this app
RichardPencil 32
Did the kid play Carrie Underwood while taking the “Louisville Slugger to both headlights?”
ryand82 11
Well, how much?
baristalbc 18
There’s not even a good joke in there. That’s terrible. Sorry.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
time to find out how much your neighbor is paying for because any parent dumb enough to give a 5 year old a baseball bat should suffer the consequences
RJR 5
Easy. return the favor to his stupid little ass.