S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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Nic_hole 0
why did you hit the dog!?!?! >:(
tisiphone_fml 0
Maybe its not his fault for -hitting- the dog, if it wasn't on a leash properly, or it ran in front of him, but it sounds like he -drove away with the neighbor chasing him-, which means likely he did not stop after hitting the dog. I'm sorry, even if its some idiotic dyed-pink poodle, you stop if you hit somebody's pet.
noype 0
If the neighbour had time to get a shot gun, OP probably did stop. If someone came out of their house holding a shot gun I know I'd run too.
pwnageberry 0
have you people ever had/have a dog? he/she dies it's like losing an (extended) family member. chasing the OP with a shotgun is a bit overboard, but really... stopping and apolagizing couldn't hurt...
CyclonePsycho 1
If the OP had stopped, then he would have been shot.
boatkicker 5
From the way I see things, OP did stop. The neighbor chased him for a mile, which makes me think the neighbor wasn't driving (if they were in a car, why not 5 miles? or 20?) a mile isn't far at all in a car) If OP had been driving the neighbor wouldn't have been able to keep up. Cars are a lot faster than people. OP is just lucky the neighbor only chased him and not shot him.
KHADOOZLE 0
WHY DONT YOU RUN THOSE HILLBILLIES OVER WITH YOUR CAR, UNLESS YOUR DRIVING A MINI-COOPER. THEN YOUR SCREWED.
Wheat 0
Replying to 141; I so very sincerely doubt that anyone with an I.Q. of 150 would type as you do.
Jenisist 1
ey if u hit my dog ive would of done the same thing
IOwnedYou 0
No shit....
TommyMagic 0
LASSIE DOWN! I REPEAT, LASSIE IS DOWN!
Boy_Flow 0
lol friggin hilarious!! good comments everyone x-D
msfantastic 0
In most states there is a leash law and if a dog runs out into the street and gets hit, it's the OWNERS fault. And any person on here who says 'you should be ready for anything' is a ******* moron. You mean to tell me you drive constantly prepared for something to jump out in front of your car? I've hit a dog before and if you don't have time to stop, you don't have time to stop. And if I have to choose between hitting your cheap ass stupid dog (which is your fault that it got out) or a very expensive car on the side of the street that I'll have to pay for, i'm hitting your dumbass dog (if I could hit you, I'd probably choose that first)
noype 0
I agree, I swerved to avoid a dog once, and hit the curb. The dog suddenly jumped out onto a street with a speed limit of 60km/h. If I had to do it again, I would have just hit the stupid dog.