S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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nolimits 0
You should have ran over the owner too - double points!
cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Stahn 0
quite possibly a zombie dog at that. now that's some scary shit.
Soulathyia 0
YDI! You killed an animal! I hope they get you!
sentient 10
you killed an animal! You deserve a medal!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I love animals, they're delicious.
Boddmon 0
Wait who said the dog died??
Reaper181991 0
if you like to eat meat of any kind then stfu
bds0688 0
Fag.
sentient 10
one can hope
redmonkey224539 9
It was obviously an accident and no animal is worth another persons
matticus27 14
next time dont hit my dog and i wont chase you
jenniferyoung120 0
agreed agreed agreed!!! YDI
bsting17 0
10 points if you hit the dogs owner..
kkleiberg 0
lol
firecopy 6
20 points if you nail his wife...
playnejayne 0
The dog chased you with a shotgun!?
epanssereves 0
I'd say it's F their life for missing you with that shotgun.
Soulathyia 0
Lol at your icon!
Mrs_Holland 0
Here in NV it's legal to hang someone in your front yard for killing your dog on your property. lol. Maybe next time, don't hit a dog!
Boddmon 0
There are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to begin..... anyways, it's not very likely that OP hit the dog on the neighbors property anyhow. Chances are the dog ran out on to the street. Therefore the neighbor is not allowed to hang OP.
turdburgers 0
27- I seriously doubt that.
bds0688 0
Good thing the road isn't your property then huh, dipshit?
relyo 0
Today, I was playing wii hunting when my neighbor ran over my dog. I tried to see if he was ok but he just ran away. Now I have no dog and my neighbor thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
DJ_Chutfield 4
Do you often wield a shotgun and chase people down for a mile to see if they're ok?
B_Ez88 0
I hope they caught u... bastard
Reaper181991 0
shit happens, by saying what you just said i dout you drive. any driver knows that animals are dumb and will run out into the road. i for ine will not crash my vehicle to miss a damn dog
noype 0
To follow up on that, if the dog was not on a leash and where OP lives has leash laws, OP can potentially sue the dog's owner for damage to their vehicle.