Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
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Top comments
Plop 17
Well, you're still doing it for the extra cash. Save it, find a new person you love and take them to that special weekend.
Marcella1016 32
Now you have more money that you thought you’d be spending - pretend you spent it and put it away somewhere like you never had it. Save it for a bigger goal like a home, school, travel, future dates, crypto, a robotic sex doll, feeding orphans, a new puppy, anything you want!
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Plop 17
Well, you're still doing it for the extra cash. Save it, find a new person you love and take them to that special weekend.
mike3775 39
So save the money for the future, or treat yourself to something you have thought about buying but never have with the extra money.
RichardPencil 32
With the extra money, you can buy yourself a hooker which is just as good.
Marcella1016 32
Now you have more money that you thought you’d be spending - pretend you spent it and put it away somewhere like you never had it. Save it for a bigger goal like a home, school, travel, future dates, crypto, a robotic sex doll, feeding orphans, a new puppy, anything you want!
namjoonie 3
time to treat yourself
wysegirl 24
more money and free time for you?
RedDawg 2
Extra Cash for hookers