Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
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Top comments
mister_moops 0
lol. did they bite?
netbeui435 3
scary.
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Comments (101)
Jca56 3
so u and ur dog are scared of squirrels? FAIL!
Shikiangel 3
yep, they do that, someitmes they climb up in the trees and throw things at you
nika10105 14
what, ur dogs r too lazy too chase off the squirrels? aren't ur dogs suppose to be chases of the squirrel for irritating U???
phuckejiu 3
fml for your dog I think it was more embarrassing for cus your his owner
ViolettaB 5
The zombie apocolypse will start with squirrels. They lose patches of hair, bite, make weird sounds, and act strangely towards humans. (:
gingin345 6
oh god I have to here the full story to this
bobbyguy 17
In Russia squirrels chase you
Dagger564 2
I've been a tree trimmer for 15 years I've probably killed 1000s of baby squirrels every other tree has a nest sometimes two the parents never attack just get close and bark
Rammer3500 23
Why dont the dogs chase them?
NEkoiNU 18
That's nuts.