Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, one of my friends blew a giant vape cloud and the principal saw and called us into his office. We blamed each other, so the principal checked both of our backpacks. Apparently, my friend snuck his pen into my bag somehow. I don't even vape. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, my dad caught me vaping. From the volume of his yelling, you’d think he caught me sniffing cocaine out of a prostitute's ass crack. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
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GoogieWithers 25
Parents are always hard on the first kid, then don't give a shit for the second.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow... your parents are just real winners, aren't they? Giving an eight-year-old an award for being curious and trying vaping? WTF, I don't know any kid that gets rewarded for being curious period. Eight years old is entirely too young to be vaping (it's not good for you at any age), but the fact that your parents didn't reprimand her at all is a testament to what will be our future. I'm terrified.
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GoogieWithers 25
Parents are always hard on the first kid, then don't give a shit for the second.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow... your parents are just real winners, aren't they? Giving an eight-year-old an award for being curious and trying vaping? WTF, I don't know any kid that gets rewarded for being curious period. Eight years old is entirely too young to be vaping (it's not good for you at any age), but the fact that your parents didn't reprimand her at all is a testament to what will be our future. I'm terrified.