Cherry
Red or grey?
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
I hate hiking now
Today, I was trying to take a cute selfie on a hiking trip. As I leaned against a boulder to get the perfect shot, a squirrel jumped out of nowhere and attacked me, probably thinking I was after its food. I dropped my phone into a creek, and my friends took a picture of me freaking out instead. FML
Phil
Canada
Life ain't a Disney movie
Today, I tried to pet a squirrel because it looked friendly. It did not feel the same way. Now I’m googling things like, "Can squirrels give you rabies?" FML
YOURMOM
United States
Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Anonymous
Relaxed
Today, I tried meditating at the park to “be more mindful.” Right as I closed my eyes, a squirrel jumped onto my leg, causing me to scream loud enough to scare a nearby jogger, who then tripped over his own feet. I apologized while shaking uncontrollably. FML
notmyrealname123
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Kitchener, Canada
It's alive!
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
eyesightfail
United States
Cute
Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Not so cute
Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML
Anonymous
Get the **** outta here, kid
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
It thought you were a nut. Just like the rest of us do.
cuz803 46
Tryan take a selfie with a squirrel? Are you nuts? What made you wanna do that?
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RichardPencil 32
It thought you were a nut. Just like the rest of us do.
cuz803 46
Tryan take a selfie with a squirrel? Are you nuts? What made you wanna do that?
SirEnigM0nk 22
Tonight on Fox: "When Animals Attack: Selfie Edition". Just how drunk or high were you to think this would end well? Please be more careful, this is Darwin Award territory.
JackWood 21
Sometimes you feel like a nut!
Charlie Given 28
Sometimes you don't!!! 🤣