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corrupteddevil 12
Imagine this girls mom showing all her future boyfriends this. Comedic gold, right here.
wmayrhofer 18
Creative way to kick yourself in the head.
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Phillycheeze 20
This is our future. Your mom should have swallowed kid......
corrupteddevil 12
Rude. Funny as hell, but rude nonetheless.
corrupteddevil 12
Imagine this girls mom showing all her future boyfriends this. Comedic gold, right here.
wmayrhofer 18
Creative way to kick yourself in the head.