Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
joey37 0
He really cares about you
RosenT1990 9
To everyone saying "at least he is trying to help, he is looking out for you" and stuff like that...how would YOU like to find out that you have been deceived by someone you should be able to trust, and then being told you should be thankful that he is trying to help? Come on. Think about it. I doubt you would really like people saying that to you. OP, if you are under age and in school (or even in university) you should go see a councillor and tell them what is going on, so you can find the best way to deal with this.
keyboo 0
I think ppl are saying this bc they doubt the father was doing it to be cruel I know benefit of the doubt but still I am not saying I wouldn't be mad but once I cooled down and spoke to him to get the reason I think I could see it was coming from a good place he made a bad choice with good intentions parents aren't perfect they are human too
Pazu_fml 10
Deliberately sneaking diet pills into another person's body is NOT a case of "oops, we're all human." It's unacceptable deceptive (and potentially dangerous) behavior.
lolyeahthatsme 11
I think your dad was trying to say; "hey chubby, it's time for you to loss weight, but since you don't have the will power, just take these". :)
florido_fml 10
He cares for your Heath be happy!
kittySplash 0
You lost weight right whats the bad news
perdix 31
He was trying to be discreet. Would you prefer that he told you 3 months ago that you were a fat pig and forced you to take the pills? I doubt they really worked because most diet pills are frauds and only work on the placebo effect.
Okayitwasme 0
The trust factor between you two has just dropped. It could be worse! He could have dropped you off on the bad side of town and left you there for 15 minutes!
cysanleigh 13
He should have told you what they were considering some weight loss pill can be dangerous and do more harm then good. Teach him a lesson and give him a good ol' dose of exlax. While his ass is exploding, he'll have time to think of a good apology lol
sportygurll21 0
Where did your dad get them I want some?
GotParamore 2
Well have they worked?