Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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steadycreepin 5
It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?
kamikrazy 6
I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.
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steadycreepin 5
It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?
shanemaximo 7
I can sell you some great vitamins to help you remember to take your memory vitamins.
muzy 23
Really? vitamins op? where did you get them from? From your self-proclaimed pharmacist ?
hellbilly205 17
Well OP the best way to remember to take them...umm wait what are we talking about again?
SpicyDuck 22
It's funny cause it's ironic.
osnapitzaris 0
ohh, the irony!
nava1210 12
38 - it's ironic cause it funny*
nava1210 12
it's*
RahmEsHestos 5
Thanks captain obvious
muzy 23
what the fudge are you trying to correct 51???
tennisrapper1 14
28- that can be an example of inception!
Krysk_fml 0
Vitaminception?
tigereye360 1
Should have gone ahead and took one!
cosmosis 12
Thats the point of the FML dumbass. Op couldnt take one because he/she forgot them at home!
pancakerocks 1
But if she would of taken them before she even brought them home then she would of never forgot. thats what i think 3 is saying.
cosmosis 12
3 is off in fairyland, i dont think even he knows what hes trying to say.
desireev 18
I commend you for saying 'should have'! Not many people use that phrase correctly!
Llama_Face89 34
53- think they ruined it by saying "took one" rather than "taken one"
RahmEsHestos 5
I agree, as long as you meant before OP left.
ladyLALAA 29
OP should probably double up on these vitamins!
Omegadolly 22
Maan, I feel you there. Try splitting them up and keeping them in little bags for your purse/ wallet, car, and locker (work or school), then if you forget to take one, BOOM they're right there for ya.
FairyTales_fml 6
Lol I'm going to try this... I always forget to take them. The woes of having bad memory lol
ItsTheKing 10
But how will you remember to try this method?
RahmEsHestos 5
I like to keep one of EVERYTHING with my at all times, not just pills ;)
aliadnan708 6
Seems like u sure ganna make a use of them vitamins
Manganimegrl 16
Seems like you could make use of a dictionary.
KiddNYC1O 22
A swift kick in the ass might straighten those words out.
MargieDrury 1
Just saying, for alian... #6 depending on what there using the buttons are small and mistakes can be easily made. Like my iPod the little buttons are like a centimeter. Just saying.
zoraman5 3
However, I type on my iPod and it just auto-corrects things for me. By the way #31, nice picture, K-ON!! If I'm not mistaken, right?
miz_kamakazi 11
At least you didn't forget to buy them in the first place. That's winning already!
TomHarrow 5
They were given to the op.
wlddog 14
Seems they forgot what the OP wrote. Wait... Forgot why I was commenting
usnwife 18
Forgot it at home? Don't most people leave vitamins at home to take with say, breakfast? Why would you need to take them anywhere?
pinkcrayola 0
OP also forgot how to take vitamins.
jessimica642 8
Sometimes you got to take pills at lunch as well as breakfast.
ozil1987 3
That's exactly what I was thinking :) lol
YourBuddyElmo 5
26 - find me over the counter vitamins that have to be taken at a specific time and I will send you $10 and a high five. There are some drugs that have specific dosage times but vitamins? Nope.
jessimica642 8
My iron pills, I don't know why but I have to get them over the counter and they have to be taken with food.
usnwife 18
I understand taking it with food, but don't most people eat (at least one!) meal at home?? Still don't get why you would want to take them anywhere :/
lovesings 12
Um where was a cat mentioned? Wrong FML?
FMLshark 12
Wrong FML. Embarrassing.
Damn_Hippster 11
1- I agree with the fact OP should have taken the cat to the vet, but what does that have to do with forgetting memory pills?
FMLshark 12
Unless "pills" means "cat", I don't see a cat anywhere in this FML. Did you forget to post on the right FML?