Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Take a break
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Top comments
IceeCreamm 7
Lol, you literally laughed out loud
nslurve 4
"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."
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Comments (145)
IceeCreamm 7
Lol, you literally laughed out loud
SAMMILLER098 2
Is yours the addicting laugh? Or the plain annoying fake laugh?
ArcadePie 10
This is no laughing matter.
Incredible_92 11
Or were you just drunk? Then you don't know how loudly you're laughing..
Jakesterk96 8
Sir, you went over the laughing limit, I'm going to have to escort you out of this building.
poeticlove54 1
Me too lmao
zombiegold 23
Maybe he laughs like HAR HURR HURR HARDY HURR HURR!
n_epic_fail 14
You laugh AFTER the joke has been told.
RrLSf19 0
Lol!
venusvsmars 2
Well, honestly it's very irritating to sit next to someone who laughs overly loud (really, volume of laughter is controllable) and not be able to hear the comedian.
Nxty 2
Lmao!! Next time you should laugh a little quieter ;)! Haha
SystemofaBlink41 27
Or maybe like: UNGHY UNGHY UAAAHHH!
MrsDruidess 23
OP here, I didnt have an account when I posted this. Kind surprised me when it popped up in my random reads. It was actually my friend that was laughing too much. She had a few to drink and was laughing at almost every line, and the whooping was way too much. Anyway we had gotten free tickets from the main act since he was a friend of hers but only got through the 1st guy before they asked us to leave. But on the plus side, they offered to refund our money so we took it! After drinks we made $60!
tennisrapper1 14
What was the joke? Your laugh must have been a rofl lol and XD combined AT least!
pinkcrayola 0
I'd say it was more of a LMFO, ROLF, and a XDDD
tennisrapper1 14
Or maybe he laughs like, HEE HAW HAW HAW HAW...
SAMMILLER098 2
Isn't is LMFAO?? Not LMFO?
SAMMILLER098 2
It's LMFAO laughing my ******* ass off.
pinkcrayola 0
Well if he was laughing the floor off it'd be a good reason to kick him out...
jizzwold 21
Sammiller your picture is bugging me. That person does not exist. To even want that out of another person is selfish. That is all, continue with your lols and lmaos.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Some of those things are pretty shallow for a girl to want. Or selfish in a way.
AssTard 15
Actually, I would do all those things and I'm a guy...
ShroomsOnAcid 17
54/66, I find the picture itself annoying as well, but perhaps not for the same reason. While I do agree that if someone is just to expect these things out of their s/o it could be seen as selfish or naive, but what it's really saying is "I want someone to love me." When you're really in love with someone all those things and more will just come naturally without having to think about it and without the need for the other person to demand them. Guys like that most certainly do exist, but it usually becomes more apparent with age.
periwinkle95 10
54- you must be a disturbed person.
lrgenesis 19
Same… I don't see how it's selfish really, people want to be treated correctly. That's all…
lrgenesis 19
As a response to 71
theLword1221 0
Thanks, your comment was sweet.
Manganimegrl 16
23- I'm pretty sure the correct one for LMFAO is Love My Friends And Others, unless my friends have lied to me. XD
DynamicDave 11
I am a man and I actually do all those things. When you are truly in love you would do anything for that person and so I honestly feel she deserves to be treated like that. Granted, I do get tired of reading that all over the Internet so I dislike the picture too, but it's wrong to say that person doesn't exist.
DynamicDave 11
The problem is, you have to be the kind of person who inspires a man to be that way.
that1skaterxX 0
Rectangles :D
GoW_Chick 15
Hahahahaha.... wait I don't get it.
silentbutfunny 0
3 = square
Yak99 0
Spongebob reference.....i think?
stevenmer 2
You probably snorted...freak
crazychick1269 7
If they snorted how is OP a freak?
BayleeWasHere 1
Hush.
stevenmer 2
Snorting is an abomination just like gingers
LightningCactus 12
**** you asshole.
lipstudcentral 0
El oh el.
krawrz4u 0
I dont think he was serious... Geez good think people don't get kicked out for no sense of humor
BayleeWasHere 1
# 124, *Thing. Not think.
girlfromhellxD 4
Hey i snort when i laugh! D:
nslurve 4
"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."
ZeDolphinator 7
Comedy is no laughing matter.
ClassyCommando 13
"Comedy is serious business, mmkay?"
SystemofaBlink41 27
Sir, you're not contributing anything to humanity. Please leave. HAR HAR *runs with a bucket of creamed corn*
ICATiger 13
Well at least they know you liked their jokes.... Comedians love good feedback :)
TPSerigne 9
He must have been watching Kevin Hart's new stand-up.
anakaren_831 1
Laugh at my pain.
HaleyXx_fml 11
I guess they thought it was offending to laugh at the comedians.
OhHushDear 11
That isn't what he said. He said it was because he laughed too loudly. Duh. Also, the word is offensive, not offending, for future reference.
HaleyXx_fml 11
Okay.
HaleyXx_fml 11
FYI... I meant it to be humorous (which I'm not too good at) I know he got kicked out cause of laughig to much. Hence,the reason I said that it seemed as though the people found it offensive o.o
HaleyXx_fml 11
Which would make no sence. Seeing how it's a comedy club. You think they would be happy the guy was (loling)
Susieee_Q 9
Haley, I don't think your comment deserved to be thumbed down. I knew you were joking and knew you didn't actually believe the people at the comedy club thought OP was being offensive. This thumbing feature makes FML users take everything so seriously. Lighten up, guys. Seriously. It's just the Internet. With that being said, I await the same fate. Thumb away, you powerful cybernauts.
HaleyXx_fml 11
Thanks Susie I appreciate that.
farhil 14
God forbid someone virtually and anonymously disapproves of your comment.
HaleyXx_fml 11
Yup.
snowmount07 6
Well those comedians are pretty funny
florido_fml 10
Good! I hate it when they post their video on YouTube and there's always that's one person you could hear laughing too loud on the background.
GoW_Chick 15
Some people just have one of those cringe worthy laughs that makes people want to throw them out of places...
rbaalman 4
you look hot :3 and not just because of the usual weather in florida
jizzwold 21
You look like a featureless blob of grey and white and not just because of the weather in (not specified)