Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
pm_sky 0
Your comment :at least he is looking out for you!
sexybabe40 0
I agree w/ 23 because they should have known there was a baby on the way!
Voldy_fml 16
Sneaky. But he's trying to help without hurting your feelings, that's sweet
bulldogs5555 1
Really take the hint work out unless ur pretty healthy already
Rachel1987 4
If you weren't fat that wouldn't have happened. Move more, eat less?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Great ******* advice!!!(sarcasm) That's like saying to a bully victim "If you left them alone/made friends with them/wasn't an easy target, this wouldn't have happen". Idiot...
keyboo 0
Maybe they have an issue with trying to loose weight it may not be as easy for them as it is for some I have a bad thyroid and trying to drop weight even it it was only 3 lbs is extremely difficult for me we don't know the full story and in a sneaky sort of way their dad was trying to help and trying to spare he feeling at the same time
Jasonf6 0
Did they work?
old09 11
Hey could be worse Could have reactions that almost kill you when you try to take diet pills
littlecityof 3
Did they work?
TheJester12 15
ah fathers contributing to their daughters weight insecurity always make great fmls. protein op . protein and low glycemic carbs. gotta build that lean Muscle mass.
vturbz91 0
He must be ashamed of you to secretly give you weight loss pill