Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
indiiboo 0
Here's a smooth tip for ya! Put Ex-Lax in his food! ;D
cassandraoh 0
That's ******.
jsturaveragegirl 5
Well did they work??
hippie_lover123 6
you should thank him
oSaraho_fml 2
I don't see what you're so upset about. A lot of daily vitamins are weight loss supplements.
ennamae17 9
Makes me wonder how much weight you really lost...?
twilightluvr101 4
Ohh nooo u lost weight, how are u gonna survive, i meen god forbid u look healthier
robberry 11
It sucks being deceived, but it really is better for you in the long run. Being fit and healthy goes a long way and will improve you life in every way.
Pazu_fml 10
You do know diet pills generally don't work, right? And that some even have risky side effects?
silent_bride 5
Ugh. OP, I'm so sorry. Despite what these idiots might say, weight loss pills are NOT healthy, and it was extremely poor judgment on your father's part. Being skinny is not the same as being healthy, anyway - this cultural obsession with weight is pretty disturbing. You can be healthy, happy and fully functional even if you don't fit a size four (or a six, or a twelve!).
AimeeGeneve 0
He was only trying to help.