Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
MwahFMLS 6
... Surprise!
TheRealBrianGrif 7
Hey Peter remember when you were feeding meg those "iron supplements". God you Turned that uterus into a wasteland.
reaganomics 6
And now ladies and gentleman, Mr. Conway Twitty
Fjeldfe 8
Dangerous. But.. I laughed!
teyyoshi 19
i wanna see your fat figure ... happy chinese new year!
Enslaved 38
Well, that would explain why the Chinese restaurant I went to last night was crazy busy! (:
TheJester12 15
the Internet really is the best place to brush up on social norms ain't it .
klimp 0
**** the Chinese New Year
benderbot19 0
Hmmm. Something's not right here....
THE_A_TEEN 28
#76, #15 is actually living in the People's Republic of China, ergo he celebrates chinese new year. Please, quit insulting other people's culture, moronic arse!
taazer 12
It is really mean.. But atleast he cares about you and maybe want you to feel better anout yourself :)
davidbdb485 0
#35 maybe Op has mentioned before she would like to lose weight; or has been trying to lose weight with no success. Prompting her dad to slip her some diet pills, who wanted to help her but didn't want to embarrass/make her feel bad by suggesting them.
la_gata_0716 5
A least, did u loose weight??
xbella 8
he just didn't wanna hurt your feelings by telling you, hope they worked out for you though.
Vos26 3
My dad did that except with Ritalin -.-
myoukei 31
that's actualy awful D: if i were you i would make sure you know exactly what you're putting in your mouth from now on. don't take medication or vitamins unless they are in the pacage they originaly came in (and make sure the seals are in place).....
anelelabel 6
Your dad should have at least told you what they really were. ):
BostonBruinsFan 8
That defeats his purpose!!!
teyyoshi 19
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NippsSlipps 10
24- the iPhone is better.
Enslaved 38
Would you have not taken them otherwise? I understand not liking to be tricked but why would he have tricked you to begin with?