Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
spala 2
U lose weight or u still a fat bitch?
fredman0000 6
He was looking out for you keep taking the pills
curly1022 1
Hey I'd say that means he cares and didn't want to hurt your feelings!
bizarre_ftw 22
Fake a heart attack
rockvixen 0
well did they work?
nosraclizetti 0
maybe it was a vitamin... B12?
hateevryone 15
well that's sneaky of him.
iloveshim 14
Did it work?
Fmlsea 28
What couldn't he say something to u about it
doglover339 4
What I don't understand is how op never noticed what her dad was giving her like won't u have ever looked when he got them from their container or something?