Today, I haven’t had a haircut in 15 months. Our politicians announced that the lockdown, prohibiting haircuts, commerce and social life, will go on even longer than previously decided. Our impeccably coiffed politicians, that is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I sat down in a hair salon. The guy getting his hair cut before me then told the girl doing the cutting that he's on a 2-week quarantine and he's not sure whether or not he's got Covid. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I have to go into work for the first time since the Covid-19 lockdown. I've been working from home since March. Today was also the first time since going on lockdown that I cut myself shaving. FML
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
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Top comments
SkinnyDip 2
Eh, come on. I live in Germany too and you had plenty of opportunities to get your hair cut. Our recent lockdown has been a few weeks, that's all. I got my hair cut 3 times in the last 15 months.
treehead42 10
FFS haircuts are not what matters right now. Focus on the commerce and social life issues, not your hair length/style
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SkinnyDip 2
Eh, come on. I live in Germany too and you had plenty of opportunities to get your hair cut. Our recent lockdown has been a few weeks, that's all. I got my hair cut 3 times in the last 15 months.
treehead42 10
FFS haircuts are not what matters right now. Focus on the commerce and social life issues, not your hair length/style
xxlk4xx 6
youtube has lots of good tips on how to cut your own hair if you wanna brave that lol. I havnt actually gone to get my hair cut in about 5 years because I never like how it turns out so I just do it myself
Inkoseh 33
I've cut my own hair twice since lockdown. I'd have had my mom do it (she's a hairdresser) but because all my family lives in Canada (I immigrated to the US) I can't even visit her. So I mean.... Try cutting it yourself if that's the worst of your lockdown.
Chazzster 32
My wife and I have been cutting each other’s hair because of the pandemic. The first one is always the worst... But it’s better than being exposed to COVID-19!
Aurora25 29
you're worried about a haircut? get over yourself. theres more important things in life than a ******* hair cut
bobsanction 18
You could try dying. The mortician will cut your hair for you.
Inkoseh 33
Oh man they will? I hope it's included in the casket fee.
Yudith 28
At least Angela Merkel keeps her horrid hairstyle in solidarity with the German people.
IHaveThePower 18
Individual hairdressers, working exclusively with one person, can sanitize well enough so it's *less* of a risk. Commercial hair stylists can't. That said, your politicians and mine were idiots for using 'less of a risk' instead of 'no risk' given that they're all elderly...I'm amazed we didn't have any deaths in Congress because people couldn't go without a haircut or stage makeup. (I suspect a few women might have learned to do their own, though.)