Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
anarchyx6661 6
That's just shitty. Sorry to hear that
HeyMondayAddict 4
Give him viagra
BostonBruinsFan 8
No, acting like that makes him deserve a female enhancement pill/drug!!!
shizuma_fml 3
In some weird way he cares about u!
lwilso41 5
Did they work and if so, which ones were they?!
Sidel 11
isn't that dangerous? well, fyl indeed op... unless you're so fat that he does it so you won't die.
nikijcchz 10
It's for your own good!!?
islander03 5
Maybe they have been droppoing hints that you don't realize so they took matters into their own hands .... still a jerk though. But at least those pills worked ... right?
06rubiandrea_fml 5
OP your father loves you and cares about your health...talk to him and try to figure things out..
calivianya 29
I doubt he cares that much if he's slipping her pills. If he really cared, he could say what he's thinking to her face instead of going behind her back about it and giving her something that could have turned out badly. Not everyone's body reacts well to diet pills.
kemando 22
So... They work?
creedaddict 9
Did it work?