Today, my brother came up with what he thought was a genius idea for how to make money. I then had to explain to him that insurance fraud is illegal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Today, after weeks of my brother being laid off from work, I was able to finagle him an interview for one of the entry level positions at my work. He got the job, only to refuse it because it doesn't pay enough. I thought 9 dollars an hour was a lot more than 0 dollars an hour. FML
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, within a year of inheriting the family business from me so I could retire, my daughter claimed she had found a way to increase profits that was "way too complicated" for me to understand. Well today, police showed up. Whatever her method was, apparently it counts as fraud. FML
Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML
Today, my son claimed credit for a money-saving scheme at work that belonged to a colleague. He claimed this to someone in very upper management, but when they tried to ask follow-up questions, he obviously had no idea how to answer, admitted his lie and was sacked on the spot. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Illegal, yes, but TECHNICALLY a way for quick cash.
RichardPencil 32
What's offensive is we have a blatantly racist and classist "justice" system! Paul Manafort's light sentence was a perversion of justice. He defrauded the government of at least $55 million and they could retry him on the 10 counts they were hung on the first time. His crimes took place over decades and for the judge to say he led "an otherwise blameless life" is an insult to poor and minority criminals who were given much more time for much lesser crimes by the same judge.
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MidnaLink 35
Illegal, yes, but TECHNICALLY a way for quick cash.
RichardPencil 32
If you’re rich and white, it’s not very illegal. Worst case scenario: a few quiet months in a country club prison.
bloopaloop 27
Honestly, that's racist and offensive.
thelittlem 15
truth =/= racism
RichardPencil 32
What's offensive is we have a blatantly racist and classist "justice" system! Paul Manafort's light sentence was a perversion of justice. He defrauded the government of at least $55 million and they could retry him on the 10 counts they were hung on the first time. His crimes took place over decades and for the judge to say he led "an otherwise blameless life" is an insult to poor and minority criminals who were given much more time for much lesser crimes by the same judge.
gobiteme2 34
dick pencil you are an ASS
Cyrus00 41
His dick may be thin as a pencil, he still brings us all pleasure.
Cyrus00 41
Well it IS a genius way to make money if your smart enough. Though maybe a little immoral.
Sinshine 28
Let's just hope you got your intelligence from your mom's side.
alexxxx92 9
How old is your brother? If he is under 12 yo its understandable. If he is under is still in high-school its still kind of understandable barely but after that yeah your brother is a dumbass