Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
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Comments (166)
snowmount07 6
Hey, it could be worse
AshhyTheBlonde 8
How do you send messages to people on this app? ? ily
Incredible_92 11
You can't on the app... I know! Sucks right? You can in safari I think though.
BlanketHogger 0
Ashhy is a blonde...
GoW_Chick 15
I'm still trying to figure out who she loves, and why... Did you really you have to put "ily" at the end of your pointless post?
godofswag 6
agreed imagine if it was acid that be ****** awesome
dav3800 7
At least it wasn't birth control pills.
BostonBruinsFan 8
Or Male Enhancement pills!
philipino 24
It could be laxatives. . .
steff900 6
Don't be complaining!
msjoyfull84 0
How? Poison in ops coffee?!?
dulayole 6
At least you might have lost weight
BlanketHogger 0
Yea, look on the bright side of things!
SecretMe00 5
From experience, I think OP would have felt some effects from the diet pill, whereas most vitamins don't really give you any noticeable symptoms.
pinkcrayola 0
46, It probably depends on the pill. I'm pretty sure a lot of them have no effect whatsoever, and are just for the companies to make money.
MLK12345 4
2- Nice prof pic. OFWGKTADGAF
blushy 14
yeah, did they work?
SkoomaKi 28
He was just thinking of you!
nslurve 4
If I was overweight, I'd honestly be pretty happy about that. And it's not like you don't know you are. (I assume.)
LaughinStock 16
Here's a better idea, Op's dad should have been straight up with him/her. Instead of doing all the secrecy shit. Open relationship is better between the child and parent but that's just me.
keemster 0
it's heartbreaking but don't be so pessimistic!
MrSassypants 34
I don't think you can have an optimistic FML though...
MDM15 5
take the hint
zuzupetalsYO 11
Rude.
grace31297 14
But true
JordanDempsey 20
Yeah, but not mean
doctor__who 19
147 How do you know?
GVirdi 11
Are they working ok?
ICATiger 13
OPs pain make me think so.
livicap10 0
Ha well did ya lose it?
richards621 9
thats so mean! dad should have spoken to OP if he/she needs to lose a few lbs, rather than pull such a nasty stunt!
sexybabe40 0
Acually I think it was a bit rude of him but OPs dad probably didn't want to hurt their feelings.
LexSwift 17
Put a couple of Viagra pills in his coffee before he goes to work in the morning.
Marcelb 17
That comment = win
Nextlinebitch 0
Lmao :)
BostonBruinsFan 8
No, it should be a female enhancement pill...
foreveraloneXC 10
That would be hard on him
msjoyfull84 0
Nair in his shampoo.
bizarre_ftw 22
73 & 118 both of those are quite harmful, the little blue happy pills are more on the level of his **** up
BostonBruinsFan 8
But he still deserves it, #107, just like the Ravens failed field goal attempt, with 11 seconds left in AFC game vs. NE Patriots, 23-20, loosing to the Pats, GO PATS!! WIN IN INDY!!
asherm 15
Yeah Pats!!
shepdog123 0
I am confused how this comment went from putting vigra in coffee to football lol
BostonBruinsFan 8
Cuz The Ravens deserved their Epic Fail of a game tying field goal from 31yards out, with 11 seconds left, and lost, which is sending the New England Patriots to Super Bowl 46!! Ravens=EPIC FAIL!!
ICATiger 13
Better than your dad giving you viagra for a week as a joke. God I thought there was something wrong with me.....
BeckyPulito 0
For real? Lol! you must have been relieved to find out what was really going on...and pissed. Did you retaliate?
GoW_Chick 15
Just wait until he's gone, and switch your "vitamins" with his Viagra pills, it's revenge at it's lowest.
JustCallMePic 2
Just hope she doesn't sprout an erect penis from the interference of the vaginal wave.
GoW_Chick 15
I think there has been a sudden case of 'I lost my funny bone-ides', either that or it's to early in the morning for jokes I guess.
old09 11
Viagra could kill her That's just friggin stupid Now doing something to him may be an answer
GoW_Chick 15
^ See it's an epidemic! It was a JOKE you know hardy har har, I wasn't suggesting she take the Viagra after she switched them.
Metteris 0
Why would you even assume that her dad has Viagra pills?!
GoW_Chick 15
... because old guys need to get it up for some loving too!
periwinkle95 10
What if OP is a male?