Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
MurphyS94 4
So I guess that makes your boyfriend and his friends wookies? Seriously, if guys had to do everything us girls do, they wouldn't last a day. If not shaving makes a girl gross and unhygienic, then most men should be considered repulsive. Shaving is a trend, that is all.
TheMonica 0
You are right about the guy thing... They would never be able to handle doing all the things women are expected to do to appear attractive. I would love it if all the men had to do everything a woman does for a week, then maybe they wouldn't be so quick to judge. I mean I usually shave, but there are times when I go a few days, maybe a week, without shaving, and my bf will still have sex with me. He might prefer them shaved, but he realizes what a pain in the ass it can be.
MurphyS94 4
Exactly... no one's perfect. If guys are allowed to be lazy about their appearances then why aren't we?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Thank you, you two, for having brains.
justanotherbird 19
It would be really funny to see a guy have to go through all the beauty trends women have to do to be considered "attractive". Not to mention them cringe at the prices of the things that are needed for that. My boyfriend once mentioned he liked more "natural" girls like me and I laughed. I then explained all of the series of things I had to do to appear "beautifully natural" like that and he was shocked. Tons of skin care, hair masks, waxing and Nair (I hate shaving), discreet sunscreen so I don't get freckles, tanning lotion so I still don't look pale, nail care, makeup that looks natural, not to mention carefully planned exercise and dietary needs.
sarahbear430 0
you should probably shave if you want to keep your man. it's not really fair if at the beginning of your relationship you did, and now u don't. it's false advertising. it's like when skinny girls land themselves a man and then pack on the pounds, then they want to bitch that their man doesn't find them attractive. it's because they're not.
sheethapins 13
Ever hear of a judgmental conceited bitch? If not you should definitely look it up.
muin 12
It seems it might be a picture of her next to the definition..
5t3ff1k4h 47
If you're a natural brunette and want to dye your hair blonde (even if your boy prefers blonde hair) that's false advertising and it shouldn't be done because your hair wasn't blonde at the beginning of the relationship. Do you see how ridiculous that sounds?
Ikdiy2009 0
why would you stop shaving them in the first place?;
grdianknight 0
and you expected...what?
ap1kiley 0
why would you stop shaving? eww. wookie.
SunDropGirl 0
first of all WHY DID YOU STOP SHAVING??and second my last name is weber and all my boyfriends friends call ne websta weiner so I get the whole name calling thing but I just go along with it and then it doesn't seem like that big a deal.
Jamialia 5
I don't even understand why you would stop. Are you a Hobo? Start taking care of yourself woman.
Bekll 31
Start taking care of herself? She didn't say she stopped brushing her teeth!
Ally14654 0
That is just pure laziness. Grow up and shave your legs. I recommend it. ;)
AirForce48 2
Raaaaaaawr
Alexxxxxxxxxxxxx_fml_fml 0
Why would you stop?? That's grubby.