Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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Top comments
tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O
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Comments (264)
AyeItsMobleyy 0
maybe change your name to chewwi?
BethiiGeex 0
Lmfao XD
Freeberry 0
wax it, easy as that
chellefish22 0
lmaoo
NStarB 13
shave??
xyris_fml 28
This whole reply section is a thumbed down train wreck.
lm27 5
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shave? problem solved
TotalStar 0
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YDI for having a hairy chest and looking like Chewbacca.
Shell02 0
hahaahah have some sensitivity, bitch..
wolfshadow 4
You're no Trollz4daLulz.
dkwood 7
men have hair ******
Robby41169 0
asshole either you're a weird woman or a sad excuse for a man
anna15243 6
you're a bitch. I bet that helped his self-esteem ya ******* bitch
TheShay 0
agreed.
tigrouficele2012 44
If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.
pinkdottedbow 0
It's not always that easy.
hahafylbutydi 0
meh forget her, its her loss
1337chick 4
**** your life, OP. What a dumb bitch.
aardvarkish 17
Hmmm...Vietnam? We should take the social implications into account.
Soloman212 28
The only social implication I see is that he's potentially the manliest man in his country, and should rise to his position as the alpha male.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
:( Aw, OP!!! That's terrible, so much for your confidence boost that you needed. I can't believe girls are like this. OP, there's going to be a girl who likes you the way you are whether you're hairy or not.
Stupified 0
Of it's that big of a problem, shave yourself, Sasquatch!