Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
Deathhound 27
Every one can decide this for theirself. If she stopped, you can't do anything about it and it's NOT gross or disgusting or whatever negative word you have to say about it. The hairs are there for a reason and not just to look ugly or anything else.
stephanyk2 7
why'd you stop shaving? dude I doubt that'll get your boyfriend intrigued.
CallMeHush 1
Wait, are you seriously ******* surprised?
Mell18 0
I don't understand how this is a fml..
Gimme20Dollars 1
I see it like this: It is every bit her body, and her decision whether or not she wants to shave her legs. Make no mistake about it though, its every bit as much my right to dump her ass if she decides she wants to stop shaving. Winter months, okay... I get it, somewhat, but just like some people are going to be turned away by bad acne, bad dental hygeine, and Body Odor... people are going to be turned away by inordinate amounts of body hair, and that goes for women too. Everyone has lazy days, but I can't tolerate the attitude that people have that "I've got someone now so I'm just going to let myself go." It goes straigh to self respect as much as anything else. Anyways, all these empowered femenists can call this misogyny all they want, but, you can only stomach what you can stomach, and men have just as much a choice what we want to put up with as you do. I wouldn't expect my partner to tolerate me if I let myself go to the point that it put strain on our relationship, the same goes the other way.
ebroski6 0
no one wants to read this long ass comment...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Lazy ass. It's not even that long.
rairai 14
I would never go out with a chick that doesn't shave herself, seriously op, that is disgusting.
Augustanna 5
I hate to point out the obvious but if you hadn't have stopped shaving I doubt your boyfriend would've have compared to you with a hairy man beast from outer space!! i
castudly 0
u r ******* gross
catatonicsleep 17
every night? your hair must grow rediculously fast...
NeilGnR 0
Ew