Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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maggiefox 25
At least you're sexy c:
CurlyQute 17
Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"
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maggiefox 25
At least you're sexy c:
thatgirlinoregon 21
And at least he's not calling your snatch "The Eye of Sauron". Or generally referring to you as a ringwraith.
incoherentrmblr 22
Ask Gandolf for a cure...
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
whats the condition called?
PrincessHokage 8
You spelled Gandalf wrong.
introductionn 13
spelt*
DragonDude 24
#81, both are correct.
PieReaper 11
No their not okay their is one way to spell Gandalf
jesse91 12
There*
revelation11B 10
Atleast he's not trying to cover the land of Middle Earth in darkness. Or saying "my preccciousssss"... Not sure which is worse.
sdroze1389 31
wouldn't that be two different characters, neither of which were infamous for toe hair?
brenton490 19
Technically no since Bilbo was a hobbit, and he called it his precious. Also Smeagal isn't the same type of hobbit as Bilbo or Frodo, but he is still a hobbit. But the cover Middle Earth into darkness yes that is wrong since that's Saron's goal, and he is not a hobbit.
sdroze1389 31
informative thanks. I stick to useless star wars trivia and stop before I retain to much information.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Sméagol was a Stoor, an early type of river hobbit, before he was a ring-bearer.
thesmeagol 22
The precious is ours.
markcallanan_ 20
Bigfoot
leary96 15
Asshole
PieReaper 11
Get burned bitch
CurlyQute 17
Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"
Enslaved 38
I agree. "The sexy Hobbit" actually has a nice-- Ring to it. (:
gracehi 33
Ba dum tsss
feelingold 18
What condition? Plenty of women grow hair on their toes (and other places)...they just remove it...
londoner86 13
True story. Society likes to pretend that women don't have much body hair, and what there is is easily dealt with in the occasional bikini/underarm wax. Fact: most get hairs in various places that we don't discuss - couple on the chin here, a few on the stomach/chest there..varies a bit depending on ethnicity and age... Women tweeze and shave and worry they're not completely normal. It's normal. Love to all the sisters out there.
Blahblahrasputin 3
Or some women just leave it because we're all mammals.
Blahblahrasputin 3
I wrote a comment on this before, but it ms not here so I'll say it again: it sounds like PCOS to me.
gracehi 33
Well OP specified "thick" hair. Maybe the hair on her toes is much thicker than normal.
PinkishToe 9
oh no! you just told everyone our secret! lol
singer0421 32
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm under the impression that both men and women have hair on literally every part of their bodies except for the palms of our hands and bottoms of our feet. It's just a matter of how thick and dark it grows in.
BreathingClover 19
"no no" is a hair removal "heat treatment"
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Hair removal wasn't such a big thing in the third age. Female hobbits were expected to leave their hair to grow naturally.
tinydancerjaz 5
#18, marry me?
callmekakarot 10
just go with it. atleast he's accepting it.
Nilorak 24
That's toetally sexy.
fivetimeslonger 24
YES!
football98_fml 20
Wear socks. Problem solved :)
laden_swallow09 35
Or stockings! Yeeeaaah… stockings… with stripes…
BossMindedFemale 20
I don't think its fair that you think OP has to "wear socks" to cover her toe hair. Oh, no! Toe hair! Everyone has toe hair. Women too. "Problem solved"? I don''t understand why people think hair on women is a "problem". It's natural and normal. But if OP is embarrassed by it, she can simply remove it. That doesn't make it a "problem", though. It's just hair, people. Grow the **** up.
Echoa21 18
So does that go the same for guys with patchy facial hair? Because almost every girl I know thinks it's "a problem" and that the guy should shave even though it's also natural.
sdroze1389 31
there are worse things to be called, like snookie for instance.
DarkGem 13
Well at least you can just shave it, and it's not like it would take forever either