Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
vampire_leyydy 0
why would u stop shaving ur legs! lol gross
Fangtasmagoria 5
dump his shallow ass. I stopped shaving my legs 24 years ago. been happily married for 20. find yourself a man who loves You, not some stupid stereotype of what a woman 'should' be.
a_nutritionist 10
...oh right cos a little ribbing is definitely equal to disrespecting and lack of acceptance or love. because partners never comment on balding or hairy men, and if they did, i bet it comes from a place of loathing. i feel bad for your partner. he must be walking on eggshells all the time because if he says something he thinks is funny and you take personally youre going to dump him for it.
5t3ff1k4h 47
If you're going to poke fun at your girlfriend or someone else close to you though, at least be sure you're not hitting a sensitive spot. Maybe she has issues with her legs or that was what people called her during her childhood. Who knows... I'm just guessing. But if he calls her a Wookie knowing it really upsets her, he's the dick. You can't just go around saying whatever you want all the time... that makes you a douche.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Why would you stop shaving your legs?
jklol11 0
hahaha wookie(: it's just a funny word... :D
Calyx_fml 22
Sugar wax them instead. Actually, do the whole thing... All the way up. Then see who makes fun.
kasey3591 3
ur lucky he's still dating u that's gross!
sheethapins 13
Tell him to shave his legs.
akichan15 5
ydi for not shaving
smartguy13v 2
just shave your damn legs, you lazy ass!
smartguy13v 2
The only reason I'm not being sympathetic is that if your going to make a big deal over somthing as simple as that, you truly are a lazy ass. it's not that hard to just shave. yes women can choose if they want to shave or not, but don't make a big deal of it on FML because your boyfriend doesn't like your choice. seriously, I have absolutely no sympathy for you.
miume16 0
shave girl!!!!!!!!