Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
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choirnerd9 0
That's not slutty at all XD
JennaMarie420 2
why couldn't you just say hi?
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choirnerd9 0
That's not slutty at all XD
DudeImBetter 0
I agree, be way more sluttier next time.
regsworld11 2
I agree, thats also nasty. What a ****.
TylersMB 0
ahaha agreed. be more slutty. lol.
EffinToofer 3
Nobody wants your nasty panties in their wash. Gross.
thefriendlyc 0
50 stop reposting comments, nobody will thumb them up...
tjv3 10
why would you do that? what wad going to be the excuse of how they got in there?? "sorry the crabs liked your washer better "?
TylersMB 0
83 - my goal isnt to get people to give my comments thumbs up. i just agreed. go away.
atthegates 0
shoulda taken ur bloody pad out of the panties first
EvilPotato 15
and by the way OP that's the worst way to get someones attention ever.
drewgreenan 0
no really
PinkRoboto 0
dude his laundry turned pink because the panties were red not because of a used pad. red and white make pink.
da_cookie_monsta 1
I'm pretty sure that was a joke...
OnlyAFeckWanker 0
I love the fact that Tyler car guy is like "ahahahahaha yeh u guyz i agree lol" and everyone is like "no"
TylersMB 0
136 - who the **** are you? i simply said i agreed i didnt giggle like a little girl hoping that id get a chance to sit with the popular kids at lunch because i agreed.please, shut the **** up.
logcabin69 0
hmmm someone needs to unravel his panties!!
Jelizondo 1
and who the **** are you Tyler? he was just making a funny observation. I find it funny as well ha ha ha shut the **** up.
FeedMonkeyking 4
Good Ol Tyler.
rebekahah 7
136- wow. don't cry, little guy. :S
UtterCatastrophe 4
I personally think everyone is taking the comment out of proportion. lol Let's just have fun. :)
barmeywashere 0
Imagine this would be Tedd from How I Met Your Mother telling his kids how he met their mother XD
pertained 12
I bet people now refer to that guy as gay for having pink articles.
kaylaroxxurmom 0
u r dum it was a joke
OnlyAFeckWanker 0
whoa whoa whoa, Tyler cool your engine bro. By the way, Im Sami. Nice to meet you
fudderdudder2 0
sir... please shut the **** up
wisftovpfr 0
168, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
eaglesfootball 1
lmao at 114
delilahsmiles17 0
today, some **** threw her panties into my white wash at the laundromat. Now every white thing I own is pink. FML.
shocking_silence 0
hahaaha!!! love it!
rangermedic77 5
114 I'm glad to see you know red and white makes pink... you must be one of those girls you screw but never try to have a intelligent conversation with.
WoahSrslyFYL 3
Next time maybe you should just try a "hey"
joeyl1990 28
I don't think it's slutty. It was dumb but not slutty.
mitri_fml 3
real men wear pink
johnson94 5
dont kid youself, that's just an excuse for douchebags to wear pink...
effmyleezy 5
Says the guy wearing booty shorts.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
"It takes a real man to wear pink." Yeah. A real gay man.
johnson94 5
bitches be jealous of my booty shorts :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
Is it just me, or does OP sound like a ****?
LaughinStock 16
nope shes a ****
OnlyAFeckWanker 0
Johnson...... she boomed you...
CEG3 0
2 - you stole those words right out of my mouth haha
btnhdude 0
gay men wear pink. Ed let me put those words back in your mouth, but don't let'm out again. cuz it isn't true.
seenyou 3
169 - you are such a branding and judging homophobe .
mmmPoptarts 6
Hate it when my shirts turn pink
deafeningsilence 8
It happens often? You don't learn from your mistakes?
TylersMB 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why dont you learn from your mistakes?
btnhdude 0
Tyler soundin like a tool agreein and sayin the same thing somebody else said.
thisguy22 33
you should probably stop throwing your red panties in with your whites then...
No_LoveMM 3
102 why are you such a fan boy of Tyler?
JennaMarie420 2
why couldn't you just say hi?
regsworld11 2
I agree, that's how MOST people introduce themselves.. what a *****!
brycereid 0
36. - stop trolling everyone's comments your a BITCH
TylersMB 0
i agree, should have just said something.. and you couldnt notice that he was washing all whites? thats just stupid. good attempt i guess haha
DearLar 0
because then it wouldn't be a fml .
drewgreenan 0
winn^^•
cmyk 19
that would be to easy! why do it simple when you can end up paying for the clothes and get him mad as hell instead? :D
GreenMaze 0
that's a redy idea
kianaaa32 17
Because that's too mainstream for OP.
jennt89 10
You're a moron.
LaneDoyleStoleMy 0
Hahahahaha word.
teentee401 37
Yeah, how did you NOT notice that all the clothing in his load was white?
misstamz 0
Couldnt just approach him?
yougotapes 7
no of course not....
maidofawesome 0
So did he talk to you?
YacL 15
You could have just talked to him, you don't really need an excuse.
WCARlover 35
you couldn't take 1 second to look at the clothes in there? and underwear? that's really skanky
deafeningsilence 8
OP *is* skanky.
jemama 1
And it's dirt underoos, too!!
chuymac 3
I like that, underoos haha red dirty tiger striped underoos are no bueno for ice breakers
rooisRAD 4
Well, he's obviously gay... No straight man I know sorts his clothes...
WCARlover 35
so all your straight friends have pink socks an underwear? I think not
OneLittleAdditio 9
no dummy. bleach is what makes the color come out and make the rest of the clothes pink!
OneLittleAdditio 9
no dummy. bleach is what makes the color come out and make the rest of the clothes pink!
WoGxFALLEN 0
actually bleach doesn't make e color come out since black is the absence of color and bleach doesn't make it black, white is all colors mixed together.
CRrawsum 7
Dude, the presence of all light is white, absence of all light is black. Presence of all colors is black, absence of all color is white.
justsomgirl 4
No. 85 is right.
JManHobbs 0
No. 86 is right. Light and dye are not the same thing. You think if you grab all you crayons and draw them on top of each other you're gonna come out with paper that's still white?
justsomgirl 4
118, you're referring to pigment when you talk about crayons, however, color in and if itself is a reflection of light. it was not my intent to say 86 was wrong about absence of colour. I took her comment to mean that she was saying 85 was completely wrong and THAT is not correct. http://www.colormatters.com/vis_bk_white.html
SpeechQween94 14
You've got white and black mixed up. Black is all the colors together.