Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
Pl0xs 0
Why the **** would you stop shaving your legs. You're a girl
Bekll 31
That's sexist.
sillylolo 6
I agree with 87
FYLimhoYDI 0
who cares who you agree with?
xxlauruh 0
i agree with 87.
BadSuerte 0
hey you should feel your legs before you shave 'em. They feel like a Teddy bear fur. cool huh?:)
pink_raindrops 26
Teddy bear fur? I shave as soon as I get small stubble, if I can run my hand up my leg and its not perfectly smooth I shave my legs. I'm not very hairy though so thats only once or twice a week. I couldn't imagine how gross having over an inch of hair on your legs would be when anything at all bothers me.
FreebirdIII 1
Guess they have not seen your under arms huh Chewy.
rrrmmmvvv 0
Wookie's are sexy. xD
Stormiella101 0
I personally shave for me but if it's really a big thing for you then find someone who dosent care or suggest he start shaving his legs double standards SUCK.
KaitlynxD 5
Why would you stop shaving coming into summer? And even if you did stop shaving, why would you let people see your unshaven legs? That's just gross.
sjch 0
How is that gross? I let people see my arm hair, is that gross too?
pink_raindrops 26
I'm curious on the reason to just stop shaving your legs...I can understand if you just don't remember to for a few days or you've been in a rush in the shower the last while so you get kinda hairy but this seems like a decision you actually made which seems really weird.
pinkspaceboundro 0
it could always be worse, or maybe Sasquatch was already taken.
rhysfucker 24
that's not really fair, changing from shaved to non-shaved in the middle of a relationship, kwim? what if he stopped wearing deodorant?
smileygurl101 0
eww nasty ass