Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
crazycat123 0
why wouldn't you shave your legs? ew.
Arosamond 7
You shouldn't be forced to shave if you don't want to, OP. Hair is completely natural; **** all you people that say otherwise.
Isoldael 27
Don't worry, I voted it up for you too :)
smartguy13v 2
First off, hair doesn't grow back thicker after it's been cut. that's a common illusion since hair gets thicker through puberty, so when you shave it appears to have grown thicker, if you had not shaved it it would appear thin at the top and much thicker at the bottom.
xxMichaxx 0
eewww whyy would you stop shavingg?! Grodyy!!
thedysphoria 0
There's a very simple solution to your problem. After extensive research, I suggest you shave your damn legs.
JoselynSkellingt 0
then i guess you should get some new hygiene habits, like HM, i dont know, SHAVE YOUR LEGS? it's just a thought. (:
TheDelinquents 0
What bastards. But good on you for chalanging todays (that seems grammatically incorrect, but whatever) society by not shaving. Respect.
TheDelinquents 0
And to all of you who say she should shave her legs: It really isn't un-hygenic for her to not shave. It's not there just to be there, it serves a purpose.
dubstepp 15
Seriously why wouldn't you shave if you have a bf??!!!!?!!?!?
angrymexican 8
raaaaaaaawr! that, that was my imitation of a Wookie typed out...