Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
suprmidgt 0
"So I've decided to let myself go an my boyfriend makes fun of me to his friends now." I am so glad I found a normal normal girl in the pacific northwest. be glad he just calls you wookie. if I was dating you and you decided to stop shaving I'd break up with you. if we wanted to touch hairy manly feeling things we'd have sex with men.
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's okay; a lot of people would dump a shallow bastard like you. I understand it's not everyone's cup of tea, but seriously... tolerance. We tolerate when you guys leave the toilet seat up, leave your beard trimmings (or other trimmings!) in the sink after shaving, leaving your dirty laundry all over the place... and you can't tolerate slightly hairy legs?! A woman's unshaven legs will not be as hairy as a man's, usually. The hair isn't as thick nor is it as curly.
peanutbutterjar 0
So shave your ******* legs. hairy legs arnt that attractive, though i do understand that women go through a lot to be good looking for guys, and i respect all the effort. But if you dont want them calling you wookiee or whatever, then just shave your legs. its not really fml worthy. sorry.
jenjen0146 7
hahahaha you 110% deserve that! that would be like if your man stopped wiping his ass after ********...you wouldn't be too happy about that now, would ya!? that's just pure laziness and very bad hygiene! gross! if your mans cute tell him I said hello and that I actually keep my stuff neat and clean. hahahaha dumbass!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Unfortunately hair does not equal nor is it as dirty as literal shit. So no it isn't the same as your man not wiping his ass. While it may be laziness, it may also be for several other reasons and it's not bad hygiene to not shave.
aardvarkish 17
5t3ff1k4h, I hadn't been following your comments on this, but I concur with everything you've said since I last concurred. Cheers!
rocksteady00 0
gross! I'd have said a lot more than that about it. :|
jgrunebach 0
I wasn't allowed to shave my legs for swimming and it sucked! if you can shave then just do it!
hansbaby 0
why did u stop?
ella868 0
do not shave your legs! I went through 3 months-almost 4 without shaving. saves time and water.
tristann_p 0
don't worry about it! I'm not allowed to shave during swim season :(
briissocoollike 8
Ydi for not shaving ur legs that's disgusting
roadracer39 5
what the **** did you expect??????