Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party. Obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML
Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML
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dyates27 0
Little jerks
CarleeBugg123 5
I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P
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Comments (225)
dyates27 0
Little jerks
MissKelly8D 0
sounds like something my friends would do.....sorry OP.://
DomesticAngel 14
That's random! Sorry OP that's too bad!
Miss_Michaela 10
I mean, why didn't he run to 'Ketch' up with them?
Miss_Michaela 10
Aww, I just seen a comment with this same joke. Shame.
impregnator 0
follow them home so u can piss in their wheaties. it's the cool thing to do
KiddNYC1O 22
37- Trying wins you a cookie.
MissBunny25 0
don't worry 34, that joke Is lame anyways
Miss_Michaela 10
Yeah well I'm the one with the *hypothetical* cookie. :P
tulsafml 0
yo momma
playboyintown 4
are you lost kid? @77
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
No Miss Michaela, but she's got a boiling pot of macaroni with your name on it XD
Miss_Michaela 10
That's not such a bad thing. I am feeling a bit peckish. ;)
tulsafml 0
no I know where I am. and I'm not a kid I'm a puppy ya little bitch
breakofdawn1 0
you are a kid bec you still want to play pretend time and act like a puppy
tulsafml 0
^ r you trying ti **** with me? go screw off before I get the boiling macaroni and throw it on your pedophile face ya little *****.
impregnator 0
sum1 needs to be put down at the pound
tulsafml 0
lol I got moded:D
josiej0j0 0
so did the balloon have ketchup and water?? b/c I don't recall hearing about ketchup water balloons.. unless it was blood.?
MissBunny25 0
congrats , puppy! ah, I remember my first time :')
buzz18 7
Ouch bro
xDancer101x 0
lmao @107 I just love you and your comments...
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You'll forget all about that when you get third degree burns all over your face from her macaroni Michaels XD jk
trick619 0
kartilino you are a ****** weirdo. stop stalking that miss bunny. you ****** comment on everything she and any other girl says. and get rid of that ugly ass beard. hha
kala_lanier 2
I thought that I was the only person who noticed.
LTHoratioCaine 4
who the hell is kartilino? anyways, the kids now have ti explain to their parents why theres no ketchup in the house
LTHoratioCaine 4
i realized, your name is natalie, why would guys that can drive pelt a girl with ketchup? youre probably not attractive or fat but you do jogs because they make you feel good which is why you had to add in DAILY. so youre probably fat therefore making yourself an easy target YDI For being an easy target or... you could be old...
LTHoratioCaine 4
yo 66, look up the word hypothetical
MissBunny25 0
thanks trick :)
julian24245 0
That's money well spent.
KyRidHEART 0
notice it said KIDS not boys. maybe since she called them kids then shed probably about 25-40 an the "kids" probably 15-18 so yeah..
xMyazXtr3me 0
jokes on them, they wastes alot of money on ketchup for 30seconds of lol's.
Doortje 30
Yes, ketchup is indeed very, very expensive. How stupid they are, they should've filled them with caviar.
MyDogTastesBad 0
They coulda filled it with gold flake. Sure you'd suffer head injuries, but gold is worth a lot you know.
likeyourelooking 6
cause you're not smart enough to spell "geniuses" correctly.
mygreenhoodie 0
# 2 that will make a good story someday
mendozaale 0
#70 u just gave me a good idea :)
tulsafml 0
they could have filled them with cement. that's like 1 whole day of lols! :D
playboyintown 4
78- why not your brain ? it doesn't function anyways =
MissBunny25 0
64, watch it, dude. I have a small macaroni posse on here. no lie. I'm kid of a big deal.
mendozaale 0
#82 dang, dude thats harsh.... my brain does work!!!
playboyintown 4
was that your puppy? if yes. I'm sorry ^^
MissBunny25 0
hmm.. WTF my comment was for comment number one.. -.-
tulsafml 0
I am confused...
db_rainblow 0
I think 82 meant to comment about 79's post.
iownyou777 0
84 you are a huge douche
valri3 0
Well...that's life.
Perksofbeingawal 0
Your picture is absolutely amazing. I am in love with Drake oh my goodness... < 3 I'm sure this is going to get moderated. oh well...
WOGBRO 6
So it was u
tulsafml 0
i love your picture! I <3 little girlz!
T3P33_fml 0
did someone say "little girls"?!?
tulsafml 0
^ r we related?
MissBunny25 0
yes y'all are
ILoveEggnog 7
I like ms bunny.
MissBunny25 0
119 stop being a hoe, dude. leave before I put ice down your pants and crush your squirrel balls.
Alicia17C 2
ke$ha calm down! lol
funnyFMLSplz 0
OMFGGGGGG OMFG LOLLL I JUST ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY BED. ;) I love pedo bears
funnyFMLSplz 0
I just noticed I spelled Nazi's natzi's on my profile.... fail?
MissBunny25 0
156 that guy I just bitched at has gone out of his way on all my comments just to say that. so momma bunny retaliated. sorry y'all.
uncbballwins 0
Bunny has a stalker?
T3P33_fml 0
i don't like stalkers, they're like all watchin' no rapin'
fluorescentadole_fml 8
hahahaha!
surferchick96 0
how would one fill a bunch of water balloons with ketchup?
RavenRiley007 4
that's Texas kiddies for ya! aww they're so considerate :)
tk1235 0
why would it get moderated
Alicia17C 2
lol I lk how u knew I meant u! u look exactly lk Kesha! but that's creepy, there are lots of creeps on this site.
MissBunny25 0
207 haha, well I get it all the time. and yes, yes there are.
tulsafml 0
Did you punch em
noobgang7 5
Yes, it's quite an epic story actually. As she stood there covered in ketchup, she pulled a grappling hook from off her shoulder - I mean, you never know when it will come in handy - and began to chase after the car. Knowing that should wouldn't be able too keep up, she knocked her neighbor's son off his skateboard and once again continued after the car. She through the trapping hook through the air and it attached onto the bumper of the car. She pulled herself closer until she eventually reached the back of the car. She jumped onto the trunk of the car and up onto the roof, then ripped open the skylight and hopped into the car. Now she finally had her chance, and violently beat the driver's face in...
noobgang7 5
Threw* the grappling* hook. If only I could edit on my iPod.
RyDawg918 0
ydi for jogging
RyDawg918 0
thanks
Exeedingmango 0
FYL because your a douche. and probably have no friends. I don't think OP wants to be fat? do they. no.
Bradynrr 7
wow you're original
RyDawg918 0
**** you
tulsafml 0
go watch bloodcurdling grandpa sex bitch!^
020266t 5
WELL THAT SUCKS!
GabbyCharityM 0
Bet they had more fun than you ever did. At least it'll wash off.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Bet you looked like the prom scene from Carrie!
crissybear 8
ha ha.. that's right.!
jordanprodigy023 0
Just a few kids living up there young life. Reminds me of myself a few days a go
Happygofucky 0
Oh the joys of being young.. I hope you chased them for a while, would have been better exercise than usual because of the motivation to kick their asses.
hockeyrocks39 0
hahahaha... good take on it. Everyone would get a good adrenaline rush if OP gave chase.
Happygofucky 0
Hell yeah, that's half the fun >:)