Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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Doortje 30
It's not.
satomi_ishida 0
OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.
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Cinn_fml 23
Does your husband have a really common or really unusual name? I mean, it's a little odd if it's an unusual name, but it might be coincidence on the basis that she really happens to like that name. Maybe it was for someone else of the same name. The only way this might be suspicious is if she went out of her way to make sure everyone knew she'd named the child after your husband.
DocBastard 40
Unless the baby's name is Mybosshas Aneightinchdick Jones, you're probably fine.
Marzee 14
^ lol!! win.
aback 5
If she sues for child support, you'll know for sure.
boatkicker 5
I think we need more information before we can declare this an FML. Is your husband's first name a really common one? What about his middle name? If your husband's name is something along the lines of Christopher Joseph, I'm going to have to say you're probably just making a big deal out of nothing, and your husband is probably right, it is a coincidence. On the other hand if his name is something very uncommon, than perhaps you ought to talk to someone. If the secretary is married, engaged, or in any other long-term relationship, I'd start by talking to him. In theory, he's supposed to be the father. What does he think about the baby named after your husband. Maybe they were in some strange way trying to honor your husband (perhaps enough that he might give her a raise?) If he doesn't/didn't know that the baby is named after your husband, that sets of big red flags. Convince him to get a DNA test. If it's not the "father's" baby, than figure out some way to convince your husband and the secretary that you need a DNA test from him and the baby. This will cause a fight, almost definitely, but at least you'll know. If it's not your husbands baby either, write his secretary off as creepy.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Well, to be fair, he wasn't lying when he said he had something on his desk that needed tending to...
Furley 4
Explain to me how naming kid after someone = them *******?
Furley 4
Explain to me how naming kid after someone = them *******?
stevenmx86 8
Depends on the name.. If it's john don't think twice.. lorenzo or hanz maybe you should be concerned..
usmc_baby 1
Is it just your husbands first name? Because maybe she just liked the name. If it's his full name, first and middle, I'd be more concerned.
teamdamon 0
it's really easy to figure outwjy this happened She be creepen