Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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Today, I found out my best friend works at my husband’s job. He calls her his “work wife.” I had no idea they worked together, nor the fact that he calls her that. I used her phone to call my husband and she has him as “Work Hubby” with a heart emoji. The worst part? They insist nothing is going on between them. FML
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
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Doortje 30
It's not.
satomi_ishida 0
OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.
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Comments (119)
k9obsessed 5
Some people name their kids after close friends. Ever stop to think about that? Of course not.
mischa0622 0
Yeah some people name their kids after close friends but usually the wife knows that friend as well.
hansbaby 0
PARAnoid
doorbellrings 0
ooh girl. dump him like last seasons pair of shoes.
NDiesal10 2
The key here is why everyone at the office thinks it's funny. Is it because your husband ****** that secretary? Do they know if the secretary has a thing for your husband? Or is it because of what it is implying regardless of what's going on between them?
theressarina 2
Let's hope physical features are not coincidences as well...get a picture of the baby, and then maybe a DNA test. Good Luck.
BradleysMommie 0
I'd say she's kinda a creep):
nachosbabygurl 9
that's not suspicious at all
Gutsmasher 1
Ridiculous, another paranoid asshole.
BEATLES1133 3
Ouch
VoodooPriestess 16
Maybe she likes her bosses name. Or really respects him. If they're having an affair you should be noticing suspicious stuff. No need to jump the gun.