Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, me, a coworker, and my manager were looking at random advertisements. One ad was a picture of three fish. My coworker named them what I thought were completely random names. I said, "Those are stupid names." Turns out those are my manager's kids' names. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
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Roxy Rousseau 11
First: don’t shit where you eat Second: if everyone agrees someone is a little nuts, it’s usually worth taking into account.
RichardPencil 32
Were they good names? I had my kids' names picked out when I was single, but at least I had the common sense not to share them until the third date. Hmm, I didn't have many fourth dates... Hint: See the Dr. Seuss story "Too Many Daves."
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Roxy Rousseau 11
First: don’t shit where you eat Second: if everyone agrees someone is a little nuts, it’s usually worth taking into account.
RichardPencil 32
What are you talking about? Are you into that weird poop sex?
RichardPencil 32
Were they good names? I had my kids' names picked out when I was single, but at least I had the common sense not to share them until the third date. Hmm, I didn't have many fourth dates... Hint: See the Dr. Seuss story "Too Many Daves."
alex_jaguara 33
Tell her you are only adopting, she'll be gone in no time.
Jamal Powell 3
I'd give her a shot.
Tanisha Skye Regeling 15
And that's why you don't date someone from work