Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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Doortje 30
It's not.
satomi_ishida 0
OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.
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sappy0 5
You should seriously start watching yours & your husbands finances. If money starts disappearing & he suddenly has the urge to start buying baby necessities, then you can worry. Otherwise, I would try to let it go. Best of luck to ya! :)
jess66613 0
all the people here have some good points. It reminds me when my mom thought my dad was cheating on her, turn out him and her bother go to strip clubs I saw on his cell when he left it one nite . Now there sperated , my little brother found condom s in his jacket and something that looks like catnip.
BottleCap 3
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't give my baby the same name as the father. It would just be weird calling them the same name. I think it's just a coincidence. Maybe your husband has a common name? If not, she could still think it's a pretty name.
Misoranomegami 16
Wow, I'm sorry but the ego on this one is amazing. Unless your husband 'John' specifically came home and said that his assistant named her son 'John' after him then you're jumping to all sorts of conclusions. Do you know what her husband's name is? Her father's? Her favorite uncle who died earlier this year? The name she's been attached to since she was a child and named her doll that? A name is a forever thing so you shouldn't name your child something you're really attached to because someone else has the same name? Oh and I'm a girl named after one of my mother's female coworkers. Guess my dad should have asked for a paternity test. Better than uncle Robert's daughter whose husband is a Robert too. Guess that should have clued her in that he's really her half brother.
dollface80 0
You should get her a baby gift and when you give it to herjust ask what made her choose that name. If she acts awkward slap her on the back of the head,call her a dumb who're, walk away and give us the update. ;-)
slickrasta 1
He's banging his secretary and that's his bastard child! FYL
solar_scythe 0
...makes you think if that baby is a coincidence.
ice723 5
IT'S SO HIS KID!!!!!
RosiePatosie 0
Let's not jump to conclusions now...
pip74205 9
I your husband's name common? If its common, then it just might be a coincidence. Otherwise, how long has she been his secretary? How long has your husband known her? If they've known each other for long enough, have you had suspicions of him cheating on you? Has he needed to stay later than normal before? Gone out "shopping" or "to see friends" without you for long periods of time? Does the baby look like the secretary's boyfriend/husband; like your husband; or like both?