Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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Doortje 30
It's not.
satomi_ishida 0
OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.
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Comments (119)
RustyElmer 0
i would keep that trashy secretary away from your husband. good luck! and would most definitely want to get a DNA test.. and i totally agree with #75!
izzy1505 0
your husbands name determines it IMO if it's like Dave well that could be after someone else if it's like seoung or some shit like that it probly is a coincidence
MEM0817 18
Agree!
Boomshadow 3
I'm named for my grandfather...OH, CRAP!
Tat0rt0t 0
your thinking to far into it and forcing yourself to believe something that may not be an issue.
jebusandme 1
I bet any amount of money that his name is John, Alex, Mike, Mark or some other uncreative common as crazy religious people name and she's just insecure.
lilbugaboo30 0
I don't see why everyone has to look into this so deeply??? How about we all read the FML for what it's worth...and laugh at the sucker's expense.
boatkicker 5
Where's the fun in that?
wriptidez 0
dna results areeeee
iGreen_Day 0
You guessed it - OP's husband is named John.
markthesnav 0
f*** his boss