Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Doortje 30
It's not.
satomi_ishida 0
OP, as long as "Jr." isn't attached to that, I think you're fine.
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Comments (119)
rs7797 9
no coincidence, more like its your.husbands kid his love child , and I.bet.you are suspicious
juuuuuul_fml 7
Legitness
xluciferx666 21
We all know he's giving the secretary the ol drop shot
knightmareengage 16
Wait a minute...you don't think... No!! He couldn't be cheating on you!!!!?? ...could he??
vb68_fml 28
And the baby calls him daddy but he still says it's a coincidence...:)
aarteaga6 0
Sorry for that I suppose