Confused
Suspicious coincidence?
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
RBEE
France
News to me
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Anonymous
Enderby, Canada
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Oof
United States
What's in a name?
Today, I introduced my coworker to my friend's boyfriend. When I mentioned his name, she started crying. Apparently he has the same first name as her twin brother, who died shortly after birth, so that name has become a bit of a sore spot for her. I didn't even know she had a twin. FML
momoffour
United States
Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML
bad brother
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Top comments
cuz803 46
DNA and STD testing if you're that suspicious...?
tinytears73 3
Little to no hair and small?
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cuz803 46
DNA and STD testing if you're that suspicious...?
tinytears73 3
Little to no hair and small?
JackWood 21
You are not the father!
RichardPencil 32
Your wife works with a talking baby? Everyone tells me the E-Trade babies are CG fakes, but I've always known they are real! Vindication!!!
Arkangel.Artemis 10
Looks can be deceiving...but just in case get a paternity test and if you're not the father... Leave her high and dry.
IHaveThePower 18
DNA is weird, and sexual reproduction is MEANT to recombine DNA into new and interesting fashions--and there's only so many ways you can rearrange a human face. She's probably not cheating, it's just the Gods of Chaos coming dancing into your life naked wearing tea cozies on their heads to whack you upside the head with the Rubber Chickens of WTF.