Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
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Top comments
zoecw 14
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
txgirl2013 14
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!
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Comments (127)
txgirl2013 14
I'm sure she'll forgive you! You tried!
Lauren10102 3
Perhaps she will forgive her, but I doubt OP will ever live that down
MarisaCB 16
If she knows you well (which she should, considering) she would know that you're a bad public speaker, and will forgive you. Her new husband, however... err... Might be less happy about it.
chemchic 7
Stage fright happens to everyone, especially in such a pressured situation. Don't sweat it OP every wedding needs a good laugh!
11mandy80 6
Now when you get married ur sister will say ur ex's name instead of ur husband's name.
dogluver900 2
She will forgive her but op's husband won't
ebonyirony 29
50- should have had a champagne campaign. I had to exploit your error. Sorry.
Boygenius50 8
Did Steve tell you that perchance? Steve...
XtraEzeee 8
1- I don't know what's in your picture, but all I know is I want one.
zoecw 14
In his head he said "Who the **** is Steve?"
lonkite101 14
And in real life: smiling and twitching thinking ways of revenge
taco_bender 12
And the brides remembering the fun she had with Steve
LaughinStock 16
^ Ahh yes Steve, the one who can never commit. Good guy that Steve. :D
Awsumuzzie 12
49, scumbag Steve? I've heard of him.
CaramelMacchiato 13
The only Steve I know is Urkel.
wannaplay 1
Eric will probably ask OP's sister who Steve is.
Il_Maestro 6
The husband's just mad because Steve was everyone's favorite. Sorry, Joe, you'll never live up.
lissa_jade 22
ERIC, not joe. the husbands name is Eric. poor guy. no one is ever going to remember his name /:
Omit 4
Who's name, Steve's?
Il_Maestro 6
80 - yeah, I was referencing Blue's Clues hah
Boygenius50 8
78 wins the thread by a landslide.
live2swim 5
Well thats awkward :)
Girlybanana 2
Especially if Steve was a guest.
noto_fml 0
It's an understandable mistake. Would have helped if you wrote down the toast first. Still I lol'd Steve was obviously the man No? Ok sorry
Awahso 25
Not forgiven.
Keevarou 17
The good news is that the groom did not leave the bride at the altar. And everyone can make mistakes like that, don't worry, I am sure no damage is done
ImTheAlpha 30
You're like, everywhere on here. O.O
kcircuses 1
5 I hate you
THE_A_TEEN 28
kcircuses, we hate you with the passion of a 1000 galaxies.
Keevarou 17
63, this is the second or third time you have said that, I get it, you don't like me :) And I think I already apologized for offending you by being the person I am, so I can't do more than that I guess :) Have a nice day. And yeah, I'm all over this place sometimes, depends on how bored I am and suchs, and someone gotta be the positive one :)
monagro 22
In 10 years time, it'll be a funny story...
ambowew 7
Gonna take a guess and say it's a slim chance that they'll make the decade mark.
taco_bender 12
I think its a little funny now.
iLickRainbows 2
Way to be a bitch 16. Good job.
PlaidPanda 9
16- yeah maybe a butt pirate with that drawn-on-paint eye patch..
xCrazyMexican 4
16 - I think since it's their wedding day they will make the decade mark
nado13579 12
Well 16's an asshole. -__-
_ebbonyy 11
one word: shit.
MrSassypants 34
That's three words, (or two if you don't count "shiiiiiiiiiiet" as a word") a colon, and a period.
anoellem 1
11- that's not even funny
taco_bender 12
Ano you just have to laugh along with these retards
SlyTail 5
One word to describe your pathetic attempt at a comment: Shit.
HeartForMusic 23
Oh well, it was an honest mistake. Hopefully she'll forgive you :)
taco_bender 12
She will foregive him. But if i was in the family id give him hell.
KawiRacer69 5
the OP is a girl. can't you read the name?
taco_bender 12
Mmm oh hey your right. Look at you. So smart. *her
Enslaved 38
Wow! I bet you got a few death stare eyes! You should have taken and read your notes for something that important! Improv is not your thing.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I suggest you run.
mango260 9
Well time to buy your sister a really nice present :)