Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my girlfriend’s young daughter sleepwalks. I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water, only to be greeted in the dimly lit hallway by her creepy silhouette. I yelped like a bitch and dropped the glass on my foot, breaking two toes. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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thatnakedguy 17
No punchline?
Cads1 24
I am sure you did some thing to upset her in her dreams.
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Comments (43)
ugh_just_ugh 4
ahaha I've been told i do that sorry friends
kjlancaster 21
you sure shes sleeping? lol I'm just joking. sorry op..
JdB22 7
I'll have to remember this the next time my bf and I get in a fight...
JKPwnage 27
The username...
smoothies14 32
It could be worse. Once I accidently knee'd my boyfriend in the nuts while sleeping.
BellinaNico 15
I did the same thing to my boyfriend. I had a dream I was being attacked and I punched the guy and then I woke up and my boyfriend was holding his side and cringing. I bruised him pretty good.
nuka_cola 15
If youre a guy and he was a girl
Chilled_Rambo 11
I kick in my sleep...good thing I sleep alone. I hope she won't hit ya below the belt OP!
LebronJ528 12
Make sure you wear a cup.
Insanemf18 12
Your a good man for staying but don't be a little bitch woman can't punch worth shit
nuka_cola 15
Had it been a man hitting a women all of you would be hating on him.