Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
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thatnakedguy 17
Must of been a hell of a fart to paralyse you
pdp_fml 21
Why didn't you try to wake him up and leave the theater?
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pdp_fml 21
Why didn't you try to wake him up and leave the theater?
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
Maybe it was a horror movie viewing at home? And OP said "paralyzed with fear" so his or her fear made it inpossible to move.
Lalala579121 28
If it was at home she should have just stopped the movie.
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
why is everyone thumbing down my comment? xD anyway, maybe they couldn't think right through the fear. happens sometimes
thatnakedguy 17
"Inpossible"
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
omg XD i was so tired when I typed that! thanks for pointing it put :)
thatnakedguy 17
Must of been a hell of a fart to paralyse you
sstahpp 33
Dangerous fart he has there.
JocelynKaulitz 28
I would've taken the advantage to try and scare him in his sleep somehow.
em_weafer 10
why didn't you just leave?
Animeisbaetho 19
"whilst I was paralyzed by fear"
SystemofaBlink41 27
She could've closed her eyes, though...
inutaru 14
Do you not understand the concept of paralysis? It means you can't move whatsoever, that includes eyes lol
iwanttogotoparis 26
True love
sweetbliss3 37
you couldn't have just turned it off when he fell asleep or left the room?
WCARlover 35
this may just be my immaturity talking but that would have to be some deathly horrifying film for me to not think the sleep farting was funny enough to laugh at
RandKP 21
Return the favor by making him face one of every guys greatest fear. Next time you're going down on him start to bite down.......
pooldude 24
A list of questions arise 1. Why didn't you wake him up? 2. Why didn't you switch off the device or leave the theatre? 3. Was the movie so boring, that your bf fell asleep?
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
answers: 1 + 2: paralyzed with fear meant an inability to move. 3. maybe the boyfriend was so exhausted, he passed out as soon as he relaxed to watch the movie.
Lalala579121 28
It's just an expression, 16. I doubt OP was actually paralyzed. Especially since nothing scary ever happens just 10 minutes into a horror movie.
kbecks87 16
The movie itself might not have been scary yet, 19 - especially for people who don't have a fear of horror movies. But if OP is that scared of the very idea oh horror movies they may well have been to scared to think logically.
igive 29
@19 I thought the same too until obese the grudge. they dove right into the scary stuff from the get-go.
izzajaneful 24
If the mere idea of a possibly scary movie scares you so much you can't turn it off, move, or even think about doing those things, YDI. she should watch more scary movies to stop that from happening. I wonder how well she does in actual dangerous situations.
Setareh23 34
#44 to be fair, a lot of scary movies don't include "real life" scary situations. Like I doubt I'll ever have to face demons, zombies, vampires, spirit exorcisms, etc... in my day-to-day life. So I'm sure in regular dangerous situations, she will do just fine. If it was just dangerous situations, then action flicks would terrify her too, but that doesn't seem to be the case.