dammit
Redbank, Australia
Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
xXmrmayorXx 21
That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.
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CaptainSmith28 19
No, FML, I would not like you to post to Facebook on my behalf.
ChrisPavs 17
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
conman531 23
Now THAT nearly made me piss myself from laughing #2
Miss_Chevious 37
I love how this FML is written
Wizardo 34
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!!!
airforce987 20
Look at Randy Orton slithering around...
xXmrmayorXx 21
That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.
Ashamed_Sister 60
On the other hand she seems to be very entertaining the way she is.
elcee1987 18
Gee. I bet OP hadn't thought of that.
MLGxXxGHoST 12
Sorry Op but that's pretty funny?
niallo 23
Have to admit, I love OP. Mostly because of the way she wrote this. She has a great sense of humor. But crap lady. Learn to look. We want you and your sense of humor to hang around.
mounya 19
We all have those days. Don't feel bad OP
Beyto7000 20
And the winner by knockout.. the kitchen sink!
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
im guessing its the bathroom sink but who knows, maybe it was in the kitchen.
yaboigabe 8
Hey, at least you didn't actually get knocked out because of that.
roxyroller20 15
Your boyfriend should've helped you out instead of laughing, FYL
thejonac 21
honestly, it would have been really difficult trying not to laugh.
bibble27 9
Ya I'm sorry #8 I agree that he should have inquired if she was ok... But after laughing. And I'm sure he did. "Oh my God are you *laughs* ok..." That's what real friends do.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Hey, everybody! Look at goodie two shoes over here!
imerichello 18
It could have been worse, you could have fell back into the toilet
msmedieval 11
Now that made me laugh out loud!
WitEluded 13
Don't worry OP, even if you lost a few brain cells, I have a feeling your boyfriend probably isn't with you for your smarts.