Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
rebelsrock 17
I love it when girls are affectionate
UserOfTheMind 24
You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.
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Comments (58)
rebelsrock 17
I love it when girls are affectionate
beeferjay 34
oh yeah, Palmela Handerson is the best gf EVAR! p.s. I didn't know your hand had a cheek
Zebediabolical 45
I prefer Lindsay Lohand. She gets CRAZY if you let her.
PlasticElite17 6
Handjalina Jolie?
science-teacher 15
Sounds like she loves you a whole punch
daGun 18
Love will knock you out!
LilMissCanadian 22
Sounds like they hit it off!
RainbowLibster 17
So affectionate
UserOfTheMind 24
You don't mess with someone's sleep... ever. That shit is precious.
erin55378 17
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed..
MasterTron 24
Who said she woke up?
itsme82 18
I laughed so hard at this. Serves you right for messing with her.
XxDanno316xX 27
How exactly was he messing with her?
beeferjay 34
you obviously don't sleep with women
CaletheLion 15
Wow, I didn't know my own hand could punch me like that.
band_geek 18
Hope it wasn't beacuse you weren't doing someone else in her sleep and the you in her dream wasn't whispering that to the other person in her dream state. But if she were awake when she did that, well, then!
TreeTreeMan 23
That's how you know she's a keeper
jaspinkgrl01 18
She could've been frightened by the sudden noise in her ear and punched you