Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thanks to my wife, our 11 year-old daughter is completely obsessed with serial killers, cults, and true crime. My wife thinks it’s funny and harmless; meanwhile I’m legitimately worried about our child’s mental health. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, my daughter’s sleepwalking has been so bad that none of us has slept more than a few hours a night in weeks. We took her to a pediatrician, who referred her to a sleep clinic for children that has no openings for 6 months. My boyfriend is convinced my house is haunted, scaring the other kids. FML
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NiveaKK 9
I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.
DrDilllonReese 12
At least you didn't catch her listening to One Direction and Justin Bieber, and reading Twilight.That's the ultimate level of brain-dead.
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Comments (289)
iliketurdles 7
I thought being a parent meant making sacrifices and hating yourself for 18 years. Just my parents?
06dopey 8
how old is she???
linkinpark98 24
Another reason to not have kids! :D
glharmony 0
How old is she? Those shows are hardly frightening.
kimiko521 0
Terrifying shows, nightmares, and sleeping in moms bed..totally worth fitting in... SMH
dhwig 0
I hate to imagine what she'd be like if she watched something seriously scary...
twistedlovex 0
I'm sorry my that happened to my 7 year old brother once but he was too much of a wimp to go ask my mother to stay in there room so he crawled into mine…Here's what I did just say. "Suck it up you baby go to your own bed and sleep like a big girl." It's cruel but it works.:)
The_Hitdude 12
Wow. You sound like a wonderful sister. He was seven years old. It's not like he was 17.
ohmandapants 17
It's pretty clear that OP didn't "let" her daughter watch those shows.
immaMonsta 8
The X Files was scary as hell to me when I was a kid. Well, not so much the show but the opening theme song -_- but Supernatural is an awesome show. It's not even scary; but I guess your daughter is really young so that's why it scares her?
chelseaaababyyy 17
she gets nightmares from supernatural ? how old is she ? Supernatural is more funny than anything.