Man's Not Hot By FML Videos - 22/11/2018 00:30 - United States - New York This is why man won't take off the jacket! I agree, your life sucks 199 You deserved it 289 Share Tweet Share
Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 870 You deserved it 9 129
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 396 You deserved it 4 932
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 824 You deserved it 19 885
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML I agree, your life sucks 171 You deserved it 3 778
Today, our third date went so well, we went straight back to her place, tearing each others clothes off. It was only afterwards I noticed what a shithole her house was. Clothes and mess everywhere, broken furniture, overflowing cat litter boxes. I could even smell her unwashed bedsheets on my skin. FML I agree, your life sucks 376 You deserved it 208
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